Ask Meggy Anything! Part 3 (Questions 377-554)

Question 440

Mario: Meggy. We can now celebrate St. Patrick's Day the right way! What do you say, Meggy? You wanna drink these up?

Meggy: Sure, Mario. Let's do it.

(They each grabbed a bottle of beer.)

Mario and Meggy: Cheers!

(They both drank up and got an entire bottle down in a minute.)

Mario: That tasted great.

Meggy: It sure did, but I'm starting to feel a little funny.

Mario: Lighten up a bit. Have another!

Meggy: Okay, sweetie.

(They both drank a few more bottles of beer, as they started to drunken up a little.)

Mario: Are you seeing what I'm seeing, Meggy?

Meggy: I'm seeing unusual things. (burps)

Mario: (laughs)

Meggy: Heh heh. Excuse me.

Mario: Let's see who can drink up the rest of the beer the fastest. There's only 40 left!

Meggy: The first to drink up 20 of the beers wins!

Mario: On your mark, get set, go!

(They drank up the rest of the beers in 10 minutes, and the race ended in a tie.)

Mario: Aw... (burps hard) Aww... it's a tie.

Meggy: That was... (stumbles a bit) so fun. I wish we... had more beers.

Mario: Yeah, then it'll be... more fuuuuuun.

Meggy: I'm hunnnngry.

Mario: Harold! Make us spaghetti!

(Harold started to make spaghetti, as Mario and Meggy started to walk drunkenly around their mansion. They stumbled and fell over a ton because they were so drunk. They walked towards Futaba and said hello to her.)

Futaba: Mario? Meggy?

Mario: Hiiiiii... older human Meggy.

Meggy: You're a pretty girl. (drunkenly touches Futaba's stomach)

Futaba: What's going on?

Mario: We're drunk as piss, that's what's going on!

Futaba: Drunk?! Oh no!

Meggy: This beer has done wonders to us! I feel awesome!

Mario: I love you so much, Meggy.

Meggy: I... l-love you too... Mario. (burps) Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Mario: Y-you too.

Futaba: Infinite!

(Futaba started to run towards Infinite and Crystal, as Mario and Meggy continued to stumble around their mansion. Mario got an idea.)

Mario: Hey, Meggy.

Meggy: Y-yes?

Mario: (strips down Meggy until she was naked)

Meggy: My clothes! Oh, I get ya.

(Mario takes off his clothes and starts to make out with Meggy. While they made out, they continued stumbling towards outside. There, Futaba told Infinite and Crystal what's going on.)

Futaba: Infinite! Crystal! Mario and Meggy are so drunk!

(Infinite and Crystal gasped.)

Infinite: How much beer is left?

Futaba: None.

(They gasped harder.)

Crystal: Where are they? We gotta save them from possible death!

(Mario and Meggy, still naked, continued to make out and stumbled outside to the pool. There, they stumbled too far into the pool that they fell in and became unconscious.)

Infinite, Crystal, and Futaba: Mario! Meggy! No!

(Infinite and Crystal quickly jumped back in the pool and grabbed Mario and Meggy. They brought the unconscious couple back to the surface and started to do CPR on them.)

Futaba: Are they okay?!

Infinite: We got the water out of them, but they're still knocked out because of the alcohol in the beer.

Crystal: We should let them rest for a while.

Futaba: Good idea. I don't want my friends to be dead!

(Infinite and Crystal carried Mario and Meggy to their huge bed, not knowing that they forgot the couple's clothes.)

Infinite: They'll be fine soon.

Crystal: Definitely, Infinite.

(They left the room and closed the door behind them.)