it's a match | andrew siwicki

5. Conversation Starters

Andrew

Okay, Alexis, going straight in with the ginger jokes.

Alexis

Hahahhh had to come up with something good to make your super like worth it

Btw you can call me Lexie. Only my dad calls me Alexis

Andrew

I think your existence was worth my superlike

And gotcha, Lexie

There's a joke somewhere there but I won't say it

Alexis

Oooooh Lexie, u so sexy

Me love u long time

Sorry babes, heard that too many times

Andrew

OK I wasn't going to sink low and make the Asian joke too

Alexis

Now you're making me feel bad about the ginger joke

Andrew

Aw don't be

Made me laugh

What kind of Asian are you

Alexis

Why do white guys always ask that question?

Andrew

Is it offensive

I'm sorry

I promise I know how to talk to girls

Alexis

I'm just messin lol

I'm half Filipino

Like Megan Batoon

Andrew

....

Alexis

You have a type huh, Siwicki

15 minutes later

Well, fuck, don't date fans huh?

Andrew

I'm just really embarrassed right now

Alexis

For what it's worth I've got a type too

I feel like everyone does

Andrew

Nah not that

I was so awkward in that video

That whole night was a cringe fest

Alexis

Literally gonna be me when you take me out lmao

I thought you were cute though

Andrew

Thanks

I think you're gorgeous so expect a repeat of that video

Alexis

I'm going crazy right now

Andrew Siwicki thinks I'm gorgeous??

What is happening right now!

Andrew

You are crazy

And wayyyy out of my league

Alexis

Not even

I'm just a wannabe IG model working at a boring office job bc idk what I'm doing with my life

Andrew

Well we're all trying to figure it out

Since you know what I do I think it'll be easier to bring this up now?

Alexis

??

Andrew

Shane is starting a new series about me getting a date on Tinder

Alexis

OH man

Andrew

If you'd like...

I'd like to bring you over for a date..

It would be in front of the cameras, but it'll be fine

I promise

Alexis

what thE FUCK

Hmmm

Andrew

Andrew

?

Alexis

I guess I just wanna know if you're genuinely interested in this because you want something out of it

Or if this is just for the video

Andrew

Lexie, if you don't agree to a date in front of the cameras I'm cancelling this whole series and taking you on a date like tomorrow

Alexis

Oh Shane would hate you

Andrew

Maybe you'd be worth the risk

Alexis

Don't show him this conversation

Hahah

Okay Andrew, I'll entertain this idea because I honestly think you're hella cute

Also because I'm in need of a an IG boyfriend and you like girls that look like me

😉

Andrew

God

I hope the squad doesn't fuck this up for me