A/N: Please... just listen to the song I put at media while reading this shit like chapter XD
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Also, Quinx reader, gender neutral and shit
Enjoy
I guess...
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Saiko, blushing: I think I might have a crush on [Y/N]
Shirazu, sarcastically: Congrats, you're officially the last one to know
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Haise, slowly waking up after he was knocked out by Arima when he lost control: Where am I?
[Y/N], not even bothering to look up from their phone: In heaven
Haise, looking at them with narrowed eyes: Didn't think you'd be here
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Mutsuki, worried: Urie-kun, I don't think you need more coffee!
Urie, sipping on coffee: Coffee cures depression
Mutsuki, sighing: I don't think you understood what I--
Urie: More expresso, less depresso
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[Y/N]: Sometimes, I wanna go bungee jumping and hope the rope snaps
Haise, sweat dropping: You know, we can get you some professional help--
Urie: Lmao, same
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Saiko: Guess what number I'm thinking of!
Mutsuki: 530?
Saiko: Mucchan, no. That's really immature of you. Someone, please take another guess
Both Shirazu and [Y/N]: 69!
Saiko, high fiving them: Yeah, it was 69!
Mutsuki: What the fuck--
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Urie: All in all, it was a 100% successful operation
[Y/N], worried: But Urie, we can't find Shirazu
Urie: ...
Urie: All in all, it was a 100% successful operation
[Y/N]: YOU HEARTLESS BITCH--
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[Y/N], talking to Mutsuki over their phone: Hey Toru, my hands are stuck in Pringles tubes
[Y/N]: Yes, both hands
[Y/N]: Look, it's not important how I dialed your number, just send help
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Saiko, pokes [Y/N]'s ear with a ruler
[Y/N]: What the fuck are you doing?
Saiko: Measuring your patience
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[Y/N]: Are you a broom? Because you swept me away
Mutsuki, confused: ...So you're dirt?
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[Y/N]: Just be yourself. Say something nice
Urie: Which one? I can't do both
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Shirazu: I failed my safety course today
Haise: Oh no, what happened?
Shirazu: Well, one of the questions was: "In case of fire, what steps would you take?"
Haise: And your answer was...?
Shirazu: Apparently "fucking large ones", wasn't the right answer
The rest of the squad: *facepalm*
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[Y/N]: Hey, about that love letter you sent me
Shirazu, blushing: What are your thoughts...?
[Y/N]: The fourth sentence...
Shirazu: Yeah, that's when it gets pretty emotional and--
[Y/N]: You forgot a comma
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Haise: What's your motto in life?
Shirazu: Single and ready to mingle
[Y/N]: Pansexual, let's get sexual
Haise: [Y/N], no
Mutsuki: Bi and ready to die
Haise: MUTSUKI, NO--
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[Y/N], running around the backyard, chasing Shirazu
Haise: Let me see what you have
[Y/N]: A KNIFE
Haise: NO!
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Saiko: I want my oven to heat up
[Y/N], half asleep: Get inside, you'll warm it right up
[Y/N]: Shit, no--
Saiko: Did you just tell me to kill myself?
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Saiko: Don't go into the living room
Urie: Why?
Saiko: Because I saw a spider
Urie: Did you kill it?
Saiko: I have two arms and it has eight legs, it's not fair
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Urie, pissed: If you say one more fucking lame joke, I will literally throw a pair of scissors at you
Shirazu: Lmao, why?
Urie: Because you need to cut it out
Shirazu: ...
Shirazu: Did you just say one--
Urie: THAT'S NOT THE POINT
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[Y/N]: The doctor said the bleeding was internal. That's good because there's where the blood is supposed to be, right?
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[Y/N]: It hurts when I do this
Mutsuki: Do what?
[Y/N]: Exist
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Shirazu: If we can't see America, it means it doesn't exist
[Y/N]: Have you seen your brain?
Shirazu: ...No?
[Y/N]: It means it doesn't exist, then
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A/N: I'm laughing so hard, please send help--
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