A/N: Yoooo, we've reached the 10th chapter of this series
Lmaooo, I can't thank u guys enough
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[Y/N]: Shirazu just told me that he'll sell me to the zoo. What's that supposed to mean?
Urie: He's just saying 'I love you' in rabies
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Saiko: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door
Saiko: Maman, quick, give me your credit card
Haise: Here
Saiko, pocketing it: Cool. Shiragin, kick the door down
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Saiko: Hey [Y/N], I ate the brownies in the fridge, were they yours?
[Y/N], trying to hold back their laugh: Yeah, it's gonna kick in soon
Saiko, terrified: W-what's gonna kick in soon?
[Y/N]: 3... 2...
Saiko: [Y/N]!
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Saiko: Ice is actually water having a boner
Mutsuki, crying: Please, shut the fuck up
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Shirazu: Sassan is too innocent
[Y/N]: Wanna bet?
Shirazu: Bring it
[Y/N]: Yo, Sasaki! What starts with an "f" and ends with "uck"?
Haise: Firetruck!
[Y/N]: Okay... What starts with a "p" and end with "orn"?
Haise: Popcorn!
[Y/N]: Oh my fucking god...
Shirazu: Told you
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Haise: I have an idea! Remember that one time when Mutsuki-kun wore a red shirt on Thursday about two months ago and--
[Y/N]: Dude... I don't even remember what I ate for breakfast
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Haise: If you had one week left to live, what would you do?
Shirazu: Spend time with my sister
Saiko: Playing games
Mutsuki: Maybe going somewhere nice
Urie: Nothing
[Y/N]: ...
[Y/N]: I have to wait a week?
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Shirazu: I think we can all agree that I'm the most responsible member here
Mutsuki: Shirazu-kun...
Mutsuki: Yesterday, you literally set the bathroom on fire
Shirazu: ...
Shirazu: There was a cockroach
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Saiko: As a serial killer, my name would be "The Suspense", so my victims would be like "Oh no, The Suspense is killing me"
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