A/N: let me feed up my depression with more awful jokes
Get your family, therapist and dog and let's get down with this bread
I deserve a slap
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Urie, bad at flirting: Hey, uhh, I really like your name
Mutsuki, also terrible at flirting: Thanks, I got it for my birthday
The rest of the squad: ...
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[Y/N]: I'll speak french between your legs
Saiko: Holy shit, that's the hottest thing anyone's ever said to me
Urie: I'm just picturing [Y/N] yelling BONJOUR at your ass
Shirazu: Sacre bleu mademoiselle vagina hon hon, TITTY CROISSANTS
Haise: TITTY CROISSANTS
Mutsuki: None of you should ever have sex
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Saiko: Do you like sleeping?
[Y/N]: Yeah?
Saiko: Cool, we should do it together sometime
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Urie, shirtless: Why are you just sitting there, watching me change?
[Y/N]: I'm grading you and congrats, you got an A
Urie: I deserve a fucking A+, thank you very much
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Shirazu: You have some nice hands
[Y/N], confused: Umm, thank you?
Shirazu: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my--
Haise: --WRAPPED AROUND THE HOLY BIBLE, PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN
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Saiko, drunk as fuck and pointing to Shirazu: That's my boyfriend, suckers!
Shirazu: Your husband
Saiko: My husband! Even better!
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Mutsuki: I-I... I have a crush on you...
Haise, while crying: You want to crush me?!
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Shirazu: Do you ever get like... water hungry?
Haise: Thirsty?
Shirazu: Water hungry
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Urie, touching his fingers: Shirazu, I am this close to smacking you
Shirazu, sweating nervously: Your fingers are touching
Urie: Exactly
Shirazu: *runs*
Urie: Get back here, you son of a--
Haise: No fighting in the house!
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[Y/N]: L is for the way you look at me
Saiko: O is for the only one I see
Shirazu: V is very, very extraordinary
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You // Quinx Squad x Reader (oneshots, shenanigans and scenarios)
Fanfiction"You... you... you..." "It's always about you..." "How can someone be so pretty... without even trying?" "You're so perfect... it scares me sometimes..." I do not own any of these characters, only the stories that I'll come up with Feel free to requ...
