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Quinx Squad Shenanigans part 4

A/N: It's weekend, so let me waste your time (and mostly mine) with more shenanigans

Someone, stop me, please

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Mutsuki: Me and [Y/N] don't have pet names for each other

Saiko: Yeah, right. Hey Mutsi, what do bees make?

Mutsuki, confused: Umm... Honey?

[Y/N], from the other side of the room: Yeah?

Mutsuki: ...

Saiko: Never ever dare to lie in my face again

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Saiko: So, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

[Y/N]: I'm the knife

Haise: They just wrap all four limbs around me and never let's go. They are a koala

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The Quinx squad at the supermarket

Haise: *can't find the others*

Haise: Sir, I lost my friends, could I use your mic to make an announcement?

Store clerk: Of course

Haise: *over the mic*

Haise: Goodbye, you little shits

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Haise: What if I implement a no-animals policy in the Chateau?

[Y/N]: What the hell man, you can't throw Shirazu out like that

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[Y/N] and Shirazu, texting each other

Shirazu: Bitch

[Y/N]: *blocks him*

Shirazu: *runs to them*

Shirazu: Hey, unblock me. I have something to tell you

[Y/N]: *unblocks him*

Shirazu: *texting*

Shirazu: Bitch

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Saiko: If you had a shot for every bad decision you made, would you still be sober?

Shirazu: Yeah

Haise and Mutsuki: Maybe a little bit tipsy

Urie: Wasted

[Y/N]: Dead

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Shirazu, panicking: Oh god! Oh god! Guys, help!

Haise, storms in his room: What happened?!

Shirazu: I accidentally sent 'I love you' to Saiko!

[Y/N]: Why the hell are you panicking? You guys have been dating for months

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Shirazu: Hey, you alright?

[Y/N], crying: Yeah, it was just these onions

Shirazu, yelling: What the fuck did you just say to my [Y/N]!