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Quinx Squad Shenanigans part 5

A/N: Forgive me mother, for I am so dumb

And I continue with this shitty series

That some of you seem to enjoy

God dang it, let's get down with this awful jokes that feed up my depression

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Urie: I never felt so dumb

Haise: What happened?

Shirazu: I told him that I can't find my upsexy and he said what's up sexy and I told him nothing, what's up with you

Urie: I lost my faith in humanity

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Saiko: *Nudges Urie awake*

Urie: What?

Saiko: Hey, do you like me?

Urie: I married you

Saiko: Yes, but did you marry me as a friend or as husband and wife? Unclear

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[Y/N]: Okay, when you walk in, you gotta say this

[Y/N]: *whispers in Haise's ear*

Haise: I don't get it, but okay

Haise: *walks into the meeting room and snifs the air*

Haise: Smells like broke in here

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Saiko: Do you want to talk about your emotions?

[Y/N]: No

Mutsuki: I do

Saiko: I know, Mutsi

Mutsuki: I'm sad

Saiko: I know, Mutsi

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Random ghoul: Oh? You're aproaching me?

[Y/N]: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer

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Shirazu: I figured out why you're such a jerk. You have updog

Urie: What's updog?

Shirazu: [Y/N], get in here! I told you I can do it!

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The Quinx squad, during an operation

Haise: Alright, who's turn is to give a peptalk?

Saiko: It's [Y/N]'s turn

[Y/N]: Fuck shit up out there and don't die

Shirazu, in tears: Inspirational

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[Y/N]'s phone rings and Shirazu sees the contact name

Shirazu: You still call your dad "daddy"? That's so childish

[Y/N]: *staring at Shirazu dead in the eye as they pick up*

[Y/N]: Hi, Urie

Shirazu: *chokes*

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