A/N: This is a book of oneshots
What am I supposed to write in here?
Oneshots
And what am I writing?
Clearly not oneshots
I have a special place in hell for this
Btw, it's my first day of summer holiday
*sarcastic yay*
Amyway, let's get into this shit like chapter
Btw, the video at media is totally random and I just wanted to share it with you guys
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Haise: And I'm not proud of what I'm about to say... but someone give me a cigarette
Mutsuki: But, Sensei, we don't smoke
Haise: Cut the crap, Mutsuki. I know that one in five teenagers smokes
Haise: *starts to count the squad members*
Haise: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Haise: Now, I'm going to close my eyes and when I'll open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers
[Y/N]: *hands him a cigarette*
Haise: Light?
The rest of the squad: *holding lighters close to him*
Akira who just happened to pass by: No one's pure in this house
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Saiko: I did a lot of dumb stuff
[Y/N]: I joined you in the dumb stuff
Shirazu: I recorded the dumb stuff
Urie: I witnessed the dumb stuff
Mutsuki: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
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Saiko: I don't care what anyone says, the cookie part of an Oreo is the best part
Urie: Dark without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You can't have a coin with one side
The rest of the squad: ...
Shirazu: Yo, Socrates. It's a fucking cookie
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Saiko: Do you want a tarot card reading?
Mutsuki: Those are Pokémon cards
Saiko: This is Bidoof. It means "fuck you"
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The Quinx squad in a group chat
Haise: Lol I'm dying help
Urie: Then perish
[Y/N]: Oof same
Saiko: Me af
Mutsuki: Lmao same
Shirazu: Rip, what's up man?
Haise: No, I'm legit dying
Haise: I lost control again
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