A/N: *sigh*
What the fuck am I doing with my life...
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Mutsuki, pointing to a white board: There's one thing worse than being a ghoul
Saiko: *writes something on the board*
*Sasaki being a ghoul*
Urie: Sasaki
Mutsuki: NO
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[Y/N]: For fuck's sake! You make me so mad! I want to punch you in the face! Softly... With my lips...
Urie: Goddamn, I've been an asshole lately, punish me
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[Y/N]: Oh my God, Haise! That was amazing! I could kiss you right now!
Mutsuki: But we don't have time for that!
Haise, blushing: We-we still have a little time
Mutsuki: ...
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[Y/N], doing crosswords
[Y/N]: Yo, tell me the definition of someone who can't do anything right, 7 letters
Urie: Shirazu
Shirazu: You son of a bitc--
[Y/N]: It fits!
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[Y/N]: You look happy. Let me guess, your food fell on the floor at the restaurant and they let you have it for free
Saiko: No, what the hell? You can do that? Why don't people just throw their food on the floor?
[Y/N]: I was trying to insult you
Saiko: And instead, you gave me an amazing life hack
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Mutsuki: You know, the world doesn't spin around you, so--
[Y/N], spinning around their head an Earth globe
[Y/N]: You were saying?
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Urie: *reading the newspaper*
[Y/N]: *walks in and notices him*
[Y/N]: *kisses him on the cheek*
Urie: What the hell was that?
[Y/N]: Affection!
Urie: Disgusting
[Y/N]: *sighs*
Urie, slightly blushing: Do it again
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Random caller: We have your daughter
Shirazu: I don't have a daughter...?
Random caller: Then, who started crying when we broke her game console?
Shirazu: ...
Shirazu: Holy shit! You have Saiko!
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You // Quinx Squad x Reader (oneshots, shenanigans and scenarios)
Fanfiction"You... you... you..." "It's always about you..." "How can someone be so pretty... without even trying?" "You're so perfect... it scares me sometimes..." I do not own any of these characters, only the stories that I'll come up with Feel free to requ...
