Stephen's Mom

7.1K 153 98
                                    

welcome if you can handle the first two chapters you're in for actual (mostly) original content
-marinevolt from the future

~~~

[everyone's playing super mario party]

Stephen: You're too-- No, you're too high up.

Daniel: [violENT WHEEZE]

Stephen: You gotta go down curve.

Jay: Gooot it. [finally gets to the star]

Stephen: My man!

Jay: Look at that!

Stephen: You know Jay, I was fuming--

Hosuh: Yoshi, you gotta move too!

Stephen: Oh, yup. Um, I was steaming with rage when you really messed that last game up, but uh, you know, I'm not so mad anymore.

Jay: We should get some coins too, man...

Stephen: Well I'm trying to get some coins dude, so would you get off my back?

Jay: Sorry.

Daniel: [giggling]

Stephen: Sound like my dang dad.

Jay: Well if things go right I might-- Nevermind. It's fine.

Stephen: No, say it Jay, say it-- Why don't you go ahead and say what you were going to say?

Jay: Me and your mother are rather close as two human beings, that's all I'm saying.

Stephen: Yeah, I know, you took her out to dinner last time you were in town--

Jay: This isn't a sex joke I'm just saying she's a good friend of mine.

Stephen: I know, and you took her to Olive Garden, and I didn't think that was a very nice restaurant choice, yes they have infinite breadsticks--

Daniel: I had sex with your mom, Stephen.

Stephen: ..Yeah, well Dan, guess what, I had sex with my mom too, so.

Daniel&Hosuh: [LAUGHING]

~~~

hello i am nicole i will be your crack server for however long this book will remain obsolete on the internet, i just wanted to pour my random danplan-related thoughts out and into a book

i've been watching danplan for like uuuuh 8 months maybe??? but now it has set in my mind that i love the crew very much and so here we are i hope you enjoy this book :^)

also if you want the cover of the book for meme purposes here you go

also if you want the cover of the book for meme purposes here you go

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Danplan on CrackWhere stories live. Discover now