in an alternate universe where bob is saved...
~~~
Daniel: Welcome home guys-- WHAT THE HELL
Jay: We got Bob.
Ann: Rescue mission successful!!!
Daniel: Y...You're shitting me, right? We're gonna get swatted because of this!
Stephen: Not if I have something to say about it. Which I do, and it's "Stephen will let the SWAT Team take you all away and this house will be only Stephen's".
Hosuh: Also we burned important files within Area 51...?
Daniel: WHAT
Bob: Hi, I'm still here.
---
Ann: Okay Bob, how do we get you back home?
Bob: Well that's a long ways away, I'll have to stay here until I figure out a way to get back home. If that's okay with you guys?
Hosuh: Yeah.
Jay: No--! UGH Can we have a chat real quick? On the other side of the room? [pushes everyone away from bob]
Stephen: What is it?
Jay: He invaded Earth with other... aliens from his planet one time!
Hosuh: Yeah, one time!
Jay: YEAH! One too many!
Stephen: To be fair, he has no way of getting home right now, so I doubt anything bad will happen. I'm the one who does the bad things, that's only one part of my role in this group.
Ann: I don't think I trust Bob, but if he has no other place to go... Plus, this whole thing was about rescuing him!
Daniel: Good point, we can't just throw him out after saving him.
Stephen: Majority says fuck you, Jay.
Jay: [surprised pikachu face with a hint of disgust]
---
Daniel: So like... Do you just take care of yourself or?
Bob: I can take care of myself, what kind of question is that?
Daniel: I guess I just assumed, because you're very... Small.
Bob: Yeah, and you're very big!
Stephen, in the back: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Daniel: SHUT UP STEPHEN
---
Daniel: How about we watch a movie and eat pizza as a mini celebration?
Bob: Oh that sounds great, I'd love pizza.
Hosuh: Sounds fun!
Ann: As long as we don't watch anything scary!
Daniel: I'll let you guys decide the movie, I'll go order pizza.
Hosuh: Hmm...
Jay: ...E.T.?
Stephen: [holds back laughter] COULD YOU BE ANY MORE INSENSITIVE???
Jay: Sure can, how about Alien?
Ann: Nothing scary!
Stephen: And nothing offensive to Bob, how about?!
Jay: Nah. How about Predator?
Stephen: JAY
---
Daniel: Okay, have you decided on a movie?
Stephen: Jay's being racist.
Hosuh: [mumbles] technically species-ist...
Jay: I don't know what you're talking about.
Bob: Me either, I'm lost.
Daniel: Okay but... A movie. Just any movie.
Stephen: ARE YOU ALLOWING RACISM IN THIS HOUSE??? For shame, Daniel!
Daniel: I don't even know the context, just pick a damn movie!
Hosuh: How about that "Us" movie that we haven't watched?
Daniel: PERFECT THANK YOU HOSUH
Ann: Wait, what's "Us"?
--after the movie is over--
Daniel: Just as good as I remember it. What did you guys think?
Ann: I'm not sleeping tonight.
Hosuh: Me either.
Stephen: At least someone's sleeping easy tonight.
Jay: [passed the fuck out]
Bob: I thought the movie was cool.
Daniel: See, Bob has taste.
Ann: Does Bob even feel fear?
Bob: Not much.
Ann: There ya go!
Daniel: Changes nothing! My statement holds up!
Stephen: IT KINDA DOES CHANGE A BIT
---
Daniel: Where are you gonna sleep?
Bob: Oh, I don't.
Daniel: You... Don't?
Bob: I do not.
Hosuh:
Stephen:
Daniel: Well okay.
Ann: I'm heading home, goooodnight.
--five minutes after everyone went to bed--
Bob: [set the kitchen on fire]
Daniel: OH MY GOD
Hosuh: WHY IS THERE A FIRE?!
Jay: I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT WE CAN'T TRUST HIM!!!
Stephen: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE THIS TIME?! WOOOOOOOO
Bob: I WAS JUST HUNGRYYYYYYY
~~~
HEYOOOO a lot happened these past two days, recap!!!
new video!!! i semi-predicted that pau was gonna be the animator, she was assistant animator. i think makaruu is a new animator, their art style is great :)
ann uploaded!!! i saw my name in the video during the twitch half :,) ann deserves love and support go get her to 100k subs!!! i watched her edit the video for five hours straight live, it was worth it
also stephen this livestream was extra chaotic he immediately said "fuck" at the start of the stream i guess he's loosened up a little kakakak
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