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By the way, it's Dan's birthday!

IT'S DANIEL'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!! (august 6th) :,) go tell dan happy birthday in any way you can even if it's late

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Hosuh: Okay, look, the cake's almost done, I have everything ready--

Ann: Does Dan even like frosting?

Hosuh: There's no time to worry about that because I feel like I'm on Hell's Kitchen and I can feel the time ticking down to zero.

Stephen: Even if it's ugly he'll like it. You're a good example.

Hosuh: THERE'S NO TIME FOR FUNNY INSULTS, STEPHEN.

Stephen: There's always time for Stephen to be superior than all of you though. I found this loophole, and I'm using it.

Hosuh: Whatever, I need to focus. Hone my senses. Become the cake.

Jay: Stop stressing out, it stresses me out and chances are I'd be drunk before Dan even gets here.

Hosuh: That's a shame, huh?! [aggressively frosts cake]

Ann: You're all in a loop of stressing each other out, let's just talk less!

Stephen: A difficult task, but.

. . . . . . .

Stephen: Do you think pets gets stressed when we leave them home alone for a couple hours?

Ann: STEPHEN!

Jay: I HAVE A DOG, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.

Hosuh: I just want that brief silence back...

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Ann: [looks outside and turns the light off] IT'S TIME!

Stephen: IT'S TIME?

Jay: SHIT WHAT DO WE DO

Hosuh: [powerwalks to drag jay and stephen into the kitchen] We're gonna hide here and wait for him to come into the kitchen.

Ann: What if he doesn't go to the kitchen?

Hosuh: It's his birthday, he's expecting this, why would he not go into the kitchen?

Jay: Plus he'll probably smell the cake.

Stephen: Oh of course he will, 'cause--

[front door opens]

Stephen:

Ann:

Hosuh:

Jay: [takes out a confetti popper]

Daniel: [walks into the kitchen and turns the light on]

Jay: [assaults dan by popping the confetti popper in his face] HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Hosuh: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Daniel: YEAH, WHY WOULD YOU?

Jay: I'm not on Team Instinct for nothing.

Stephen: I didn't have a plan for an aggressive happy birthday, shit! uhhh... [grabs a knife out of a knife holder and points it at dan] HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Daniel: [takes the knife from stephen and puts it away] This is definitely the most unplanned, chaotic birthday I have ever had.

Ann: We made a cake but we didn't know whether or not you liked frosting, so happy possibly mediocre birthday.

Daniel: It's not about the cake, it's about the friends we made along the way.

Stephen: Not funny, didn't laugh.

Daniel: Shut up Stephen. [laughs]

Hosuh: I cried and bled and summoned a demon into the cake, happy birthday.

Daniel: Well that last part really takes the cake!

. . .

Ann: I'm throwing the cake away.

Hosuh: Please stomp on it while you're at it.

Daniel: NO

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HEYO woohoo 9k reads and 400 votes but that doesn't matter right now because everyone needs to know it's dan's birthday

anyway quick round updates let's go

if you check the discord hosuh made cute birthday art and HE GENDERBENDED EVERYONE EVERYONE IS GENDERBENDED THE ANIMATORS, THE DISCORD MOMS, ALL GENDERBENDED. as much as i hate to gloss over things like our faves being genderbended we have more to attend to

stephen made a youtube channel for q&a stuff which i will link in the comments of this line and on my profile's feed for the mobile users if you want to listen to the whole four hours and thirty minutes of the q&a I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE GOT THE TIME FOR IT but it exists

okay other than those two, ann has been editing a video of when she played minecraft on twitch with dan, hosuh, and ivu (THAT I'M SO MAD I MISSED) and she hopes to get it done by next week? i think she said next week or by the end of the week. so turn on notifications for melodify on both youtube and twitch and sub to her with twitch prime if possible. (she showed us a bit of the video when she went afk it's good content)