DanUnplanned Skits #2

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now mostly original skits and bits (not for forever thoUGH TRUST ME AHUH-HUH) featuring a bit in the form of art because why not

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Stephen: Oh shit, frosting--

Hosuh: If you even dare decide to touch anything upon this work space you are predetermined to become nothing more than mere bones.

Stephen:

Hosuh:

Stephen: [grabs the frosting and runs]

Hosuh: [CHASES HIM] YOU BITCH

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Jay: Don't you just fucking hate when you're participating in your own personal cultural activity of assaulting the green race and your friend Stephen says dude, stop attacking Daniel, he's a weak man, all he did was breathe but you don't give a shit because green-people don't deserve rights? YEAH WELL FUCK YOU TOO STEPHEN, YOU'RE NEXT YOU GRAPE-LOOKING ASS--"

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Daniel: [pulling a rubberband back at maximum stretch and aiming at stephen] I'm not afraid to shoot!

Stephen: DO IT, YOU WON'T!

Daniel: [releasES THE RUBBERBAND AND IT HITS STEPHEN DEAD ON]

Stephen: FUCK

Jay: And that's how you put possible murderers in their place.

Stephen: [has the rubberband and is aiming at jay] POSSIBLE MURDERERS, HUH?

Jay: oh sHIT WAIT--

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Hosuh: Okay okay okay, now give him a dick-nose.

Ann: [draws a dick where dan's nose would be on her drawing]

Hosuh: [small cackles]

Daniel: What are you guys laughing about over here?

Hosuh: Nothing.

Ann: Dick-nose.

Hosuh: ANN.

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the only reason this chapter took so long to get out was because of the art bit, i wasn't about to make the whole bit overnight i'd d i e, so forgiveth me (im not a proski at drawing the broskis yet either so yikes)

i forgot to type it in the last chapter but thanks for 1k reads and 2k reads!!! and now just almost 100 votes!!! oh yeah!!!

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