IT'S SEPTEMBER 14TH GO TELL STEPHEN HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR PERISH. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE LATE, GO TELL HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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Daniel: It's the day...
Hosuh: How long do we have until he wakes up?
Daniel: I don't know...
Jay: ...What's got you two so tense?
Daniel: Stephen's birthdays are the most dreaded day on Earth!
Hosuh: If you were here these past couple of years, you'd understand.
Jay: What do you mean--?
Stephen: [comes barreling downstairs] START THE RITUAAAAAAAAAL
Jay: WHAT THE FUCK
Daniel&Hosuh: [mumble singing] happy birthday to you... happy birthday to you...
Stephen: [runs into the kitchen and begins to stab into the ice cream cake]
Jay: IS THIS NORMAL?!
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Stephen: What'd you get me?
Daniel: Well--
Stephen: If you didn't fly Aimer from Japan to here then shut up.
. . .
Stephen: I'm disappointed.
Hosuh: We don't even know how to get in contact wi--
Stephen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hosuh: I'M SORRY
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Ann: Hey guys-- WHAT THE FUCK?
Stephen: [hissing at everyone from inside his circle of fire]
Daniel: Stephen, you're gonna burn the house down and hurt yourself, just step out of the ring of fire--
Stephen: JOKES ON YOU, WE AREN'T WITHIN IN THE RING OF FIRE!
Daniel: I mean the one you have set for yourself!!
Stephen: I CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALA[pours gasoline on fire]LALALALA
Jay: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT
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Hosuh: Well... The house burned down.
Jay: A giant, cozy bonfire.
Ann: You guys need adults.
Daniel: We are adults, thank you very much. ...Just incapable-of-stopping-Stephen ones.
Stephen: I regret nothing.
~~~
a quick chapter because im not trying to miss jay's stream!!!
anyway HELL YEAH reikenma animated video, i was right on the money, i spent two hours captioning it last night so i hope it gets accepted :,) BUT CAPTIONS DON'T MATTER RIGHT NOW what matters is STEPHEN'S BIRTHDAY and JAY'S STREAM so go tell Stephen happy birthday and i'll see y'all at Jay's stream!!!!!
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