alternate title: "the skits with ann in it"
ann appreciation chapter remember to sub to melodify on twitch since it's subtember babyyy subs are 50% off B^) if jay is subbing to ann just to get a bearnana sub badge (despite student loans) so can you
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Ann: Hmmm. [holds up a drawing and two markers] Pink or red for the blush?
Daniel: Pink. No wait, red. Actually--
Hosuh: I think they'd both look nice.
Jay: Red, the blood of my enemies.
Stephen: I don't know why you think I care, but pink.
Ann: ...You guys aren't helpful at all.
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Jay: Okay, how about this, if you change your sub badges to Rei's Jaymon, I will personally buy you food for a month. All you'd have to do is ask.
Ann: Make your own Twitch and make your own sub badges!
Jay: No, fuck you!
Ann: Fuck YOU!
Hosuh: Guys, I'm trying to watch anime.
Ann: You know what? Fuck anime!
Hosuh: ...I'm giving you one minute to take it back...
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Daniel: The mayor then says, "Why would I help a couple of youngsters like yourselves?! You're obviously looking for trouble--"
Ann: I rob him of his gold.
Daniel: You can't just--
Stephen: I agree, let's jump this guy.
Daniel: Guys--
Jay: I order my slime children to spit acid on him.
Daniel: Fudging hell, guys!
Hosuh: I'll awkwardly back away so I don't look associated.
Daniel: HOSUH! AT LEAST SAY "NO, THIEVERY IS BAD"!
Jay: Majority says kick his knees until they're inside out and steal his money!
Ann: YOU'RE GETTING MUGGED, OLD MAN!
Stephen: STEAL FROM THE RICH AND KEEP THE MONEY FOR OURSELVES
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Stephen: I have a question.
Ann: What is it?
Stephen: What's a VSCO girl? You're more meme savvy than me.
Ann: A VSCO girl? Uhhhm... [starts googling it]
Stephen: Does no one really know what it is?!
Ann: ...Well there's an app called VSCO, and something about s-k-s-k-s-k..? I don't know if that's like a word, or...
Stephen: Oh, like sksksksksksk?
Daniel, in the kitchen: WHAT
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Ann: Stay out of our workspace!
Hosuh: We've claimed this kitchen.
Stephen: But I want ice cream!
Ann: THAT'S A SHAME, HUH???
Daniel: Let the man have his ice cream!
Ann: Work does not stop for ice cream!
Hosuh: Exactly.
Daniel: What if I wanted ice cream?
Hosuh: Oh, well that's okay.
Stephen: ??!!??!!
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Stephen: I feel so shocked and betr--
Ann: We've done this bit before!
Stephen: WHATEVER, YOU KEPT ICE CREAM FROM A STARVING MAN--
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Ann: [wearing bear ears] I'm bear, this is also bear. We're bear gang.
Jay: [wearing polar bear ears] I'm polar bear actually, as you can see.
Ann: Of course, my mistake.
Hosuh: Can I join bear gang? I can be panda bear.
Daniel: That means I'm a black bear, right?
Ann: [handing them bear ears] Bear gang! Bear gang! Bear gang!
Stephen, who just walked in: WHAT'S THIS FURRY SHIT GOING ON IN HERE
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i only made this so ann-centered because. GUESS WHO'S GONNA BE IN A DANPLAN VIDEO NEXT WEEK?????? S H E!!! she said so on stream im so hyped for ann times. IM GONNA MAKE A BET ON THE ANIMATOR: PAU. there's been a pau animated video in the making for some time! if im right about it, i am THE danplan prophet.
also i made a playlist on youtube about unlisted and under the radar danplan videos, i linked it on my wattpad feed for you guys to check out!! it includes two unlisted livestreams, a voicechat from before stephen started his channel, voicechats from a stephen q&a livestream so you can hear people's voices (one from the stream where jay popped in), and some extra hosuh content of him being interviewed and playing games on other people's channels. i'll update it if i find some more uncovered videos B^)
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