basically random snippets in d&d context 3K READS THOUGH BABY WOO WOO
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Daniel: [doing a voice] Only true heroes can retrieve the Sword of Life, and you don't look like heroes to me.
Hosuh: Well excuse me--
Stephen: ROLL FOR ME TO TELL HIM "FUCK YOU".
Daniel: [LAUGHS] Okay, okay. [rolls die]
Hosuh: Wait are you actually--
Daniel: 17.
Stephen: FUCK YOU, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???
Hosuh: Stephen...
Stephen: I AM A BEING OF PURE CHAOTIC ENERGY AND I'LL SHOVE THE SWORD UP YOUR ASS ONCE I GET IT MARK MY WORDS, YOU'RE DONE FOR, KIDDO.
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Daniel: So if I'm the Warrior, Hosuh's the Healer, Stephen's the Necromancer, and Ann's the Rogue... What's Jay's role?
Jay: Preferably God.
Stephen: NO, that's Stephen, and I'm Stephen!
Jay: Yeah, well, you chose your role a long time ago, so good going.
Daniel: Having a role called GOD has to be much too overpowered, so I'm not allowing it.
Hosuh: Jay is too terrifying to be any sort of god, anyway. So maybe like... a Warlock?
Stephen: [VIOLENT LAUGHTER]
Jay: PLEASE TELL ME I HAVE OTHER OPTIONS.
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Daniel: Daniel then says how it would be so cool to do some quests, venture the land, kill a man, find mysterious items and--
Hosuh: Wait wait wait, what was that middle part?
Stephen: Venture the land, obviously.
Daniel: Thank you, Stephen.
Hosuh: What you said after that, I mean.
[intimidating silence]
Hosuh: [FORCED LAUGH] NEVERMIND THEN...
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Ann: I wanna go for the third head now!
Daniel: Alright.
Hosuh: We're trusting our lives in your hands Ann! Maybe your luck hasn't worn off yet!
Stephen: If you don't get a high roll, I will be so pissed.
Daniel: [rolls die] It's a 3. Ann--
Hosuh: ANN, I BELIEVED IN YOU!
Ann: I'M SORRY!
Daniel: Ann's attack is met with--
Stephen: AND TO THINK I WAS GONNA MAKE ALL THESE MANGLED CORPSES COME ALIVE AND FIGHT WITH YOU. FOR SHAME.
Ann: IT'S THE DIE'S FAULT!!!
Daniel: why does no one listen to me........
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Daniel: Just then, a child runs up to you crying--
Stephen: Roll for initiative.
Daniel: [UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER] WHAT THE ACTUAL FU--[WHEEZE]--CK???
Hosuh: [CHUCKLE] WE CAN'T-- THE CHILD ISN'T EVEN-- THEY'RE CRYING!
Stephen: SHOW NO MERCY, EAT THE LIVING, AND DON'T HESITATE.
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DANPLAN GOT ON TRENDING IN THE U.S. WITH THE NEWEST VIDEO!!! OUR BOYS!!! THE CREW!!! :,)
daniel was a soft bean in it !!!we love creators supporting creators!!! ok but hosuh's baking channel. when. i want to know.
ANYWAY EVERY WEEK I REMEMBER THAT THE DISNEY VLOG GROWS NEARER. THEY SAID THIS SUMMER. I AM READY. DISNEY. BOYS. DISNEY! BOYS! DISNEY!!! BOYS!!!
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