Daniel Has Some News

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Daniel: I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?

Hosuh: Good news--

Stephen: BAD NEWS.

Daniel: Okay, so the bad news is that for a video idea we were gonna do I couldn't find enough nsfw fanworks.

Hosuh: daniel this isn't in the script you gave us

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Stephen: BAD NEWS.

Daniel: Okay, so the bad news is that I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass.

Hosuh: DANIEL, VERY JOKE, MUCH HAHA, BUT THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT YOU GAVE US

Daniel: HOSUH DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BIT IS? CAN YOU COMMIT TO THE BIT?

Hosuh: FIRST, you come in the call, the script was sent over discord, EVERYTHING WAS FINE...

Daniel: I'm sorry, WHO is the channel named after? Tell me WHO.

Stephen: See, it's funny because you're both committing to the bit.

Hosuh&Daniel: SHUT UP STEPHEN

Stephen: ...I'll just go fuck myself then.

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Stephen: BAD NEWS.

Daniel: The bad news is that the deadline on this merch litem-- item--

Hosuh: Oh my god...

Stephen: DANIEL you can't read your own SCRIPT?! You weren't even making a joke this time!

Daniel: I'M VERBALLY DYSLEXIC, STEPHEN

Stephen: THAT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST--

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Stephen: BAD NEWS.

Daniel: The bad news is I'm deleting the channel as we speak and you're all coming down with me.

Hosuh: You're not.

. . .

Hosuh: WAIT ACTUALLY???

Stephen: Hosuh, he's trying to provoke you to cry.

Daniel: Okay, let's do the actual script, for real.

Stephen: YES, for the love of god.

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Stephen: BAD NEWS.

Daniel: The bad news is that Nyan Cat is falling off the face of the internet and it's up to us to prevent Nyan-Extinction.

Hosuh: OH MY GOD WHEN WILL WE EVER DO THE DAMN SCRIPT--

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