im out of ideas OOPSIE
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Stephen: I don't need FRIENDS. I have knives! [throws it at hosuh and daniel]
Hosuh: AAA [schwoops to the side]
Daniel: [ducks to avoid knife]
Stephen: I'm!!! out of knives.
Daniel:
Hosuh:
Stephen: BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER
Jay: [with the knife in his head] I thought we said no throwing knives in the house, Stephen.
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Ann: Cleffa is the best Pokemon, everyone knows this!
Jay: Cleffa is THE most average Pokemon, a good Pokemon is like... Infernape, Garchomp, Scizor--
Stephen: Infernape is comparable to Kirby when he swallows the Burning Leo headpiece.
Jay: ...Just because you can say it, it doesn't mean you SHOULD.
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Jocat: I think everyone should draw me as a hot girl.
Daniel: Moving on, y--
Jocat: I want to be drawn as a hot girl. NOW
Daniel: MOVING ON, YOU--
Jocat: WHOEVER'S ANIMATING THIS DRAW ME AS A HOT GIRL FROM HERE ON OUT
Daniel: GODDAMMIT JOE
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Daniel: Hey guys! Stephen called me a clown today, and it really hurt my feelings. So instead of talking it out like adults, I'm leaving his email, phone number, home address, credit card details, and social security number in the description--
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Hosuh: Everyone's waifus are trash.
[long silence]
Hosuh: Unless it's themselves. [puts on sunglasses for dramatic effect] Hi, I'm Hosuh, and welcome to My Top Ten Self-Care Tips. Number 10, be your own waifu or husbando. [holds up art of genderbent hosuh] As you can see, this is me as a waifu.
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Daniel: Hey Hosuh can you do me a fav-- I.
Hosuh: [frying bacon while there's other bacon on plates and packages of bacon next to him just endlessly frying bacon]
Daniel:
Hosuh: Bacon.
Daniel: I... Can see that.
Hosuh:
Daniel:
Hosuh: By the way we have no forks.
Daniel: WHAT
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i haven't had any skit ideas so i hope these suffice ;( crack ideas would be appreciated.
last skit is based on stephen eating bacon with a spoon at exactly 10:14AM yesterday if you haven't seen it you need to. it's on ann's instagram story and twitter it is important. OH ACTUALLY i think all of the instagram stories can't be seen now soooo i'll recap what the contents of it was in the replies of this paragraph
RIGHT IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW dan, hosuh, stephen, jay, and ann are all in vancouver right now and dan has been vlogging it SOOOOO YOU KNOW WE GOT ANOTHER VLOG COMING SOON WOOHOO probably next week or the week after we'll see it!!! i think most of them are living in the same building together seeing as how else would ann have gotten a video of stephen eating bacon with a spoon at 10am BUT WHO KNOWS it explains why ann hasn't been streaming and why stephen has put off q&a sessions as well.
alsooo i think ann convinced dan and/or hosuh to make an official danplan instagram account... only me, another dedicated danplan stan that you may recognize the name of from streams: itachi3, one of the animators: makaruu, and other randos have found it teehee toohoo i keep my secrets for now...
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Danplan on Crack
RandomBy the way, can the Danplan crew survive my hellish crack ideas? Spoilers: Probably not. ~~~ The only Danplan fic as chaotic as it's covers B^) This book does not incorporate ships, but if you so choose, anything can be seen as a ship thing. Just kn...
