aka a collection of random scenarios that occur to me that are also 80% unoriginal i'll comment on each skit on what the source is and a link to it
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Daniel: Despite his criminal mind, Stephen is behaving well. His reward is the canoe. This time he can sit in the canoe for up to an hour--
Stephen: [attempting to eat the canoe]
Daniel: NO, STEPHEN! [sprays him with water] BAD!
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Daniel: Stephen, look, [holds up those green dental sticks for dogs] It's the good kush!
Stephen: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?
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Jay: Dan, you-- Listen, you got any weed on you man? Like since we're here--
Daniel: No! Wh-- You're the only one who smokes weed here, Jay. Except for maybe Stephen.
Jay: Stephen!
Hosuh: Oh... [stares intensely at daniel's green hair]
. . .
Hosuh: Speak for yourself, motherfucker! Your hair IS weed!
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Ann: You know those microwave memes? The sound that microwaves make?
Hosuh: Yeah?
Ann: Like mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Hosuh: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Daniel: Oh, are we harmonizing now? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Ann: Stephen, join in our choir! Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Stephen: Uh, yeah, how about fucking no--
[discord user disconnect sound]
Daniel: [LOSES HIS SHIT LAUGHING]
Ann: Did someone kick him???
Hosuh: If he's not gonna harmonize, he doesn't get authorized.
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SonstigesBy the way, can the Danplan crew survive my hellish crack ideas? Spoilers: Probably not. ~~~ The only Danplan fic as chaotic as it's covers B^) This book does not incorporate ships, but if you so choose, anything can be seen as a ship thing. Just kn...
