DanUnplanned Skits #3

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danunplanned skits: the one with a lot of jay because the variety livestream was so much content and i hope jay gets a better sleep schedule

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Daniel: By the way, can you survive jail--?

Jay: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL--

[user disconnected sound]

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Ann: There's a creeper in the base!

Hosuh: How did it--?

Jay: Awww man...

Daniel: WE'RE NOT DOING THIS, JAY.

Ann: So we back in the mine--

Daniel: ANN NO

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Jay: So here's what I'm proposing. I'm going undercover into the Team Daniel chat and I'm going to start havoc, but I need you to bandwagon the havoc until everyone joins in the chaos. I haven't decided on payment, so the options are pretty open.

Stephen: So you're saying you'll do anything?

Jay: I'll do anything.

Stephen: Then perish.

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Hosuh: What...Is that?

Jay: [pouring soda into an almost full coffee pot] It's a lot of things.

Hosuh: Like...?

Jay: It's partly coffee, partly alcohol, partly energy drink, and now partly soda.

Hosuh: 

Jay:

Hosuh: Are you okay?

Jay: I will be once I drink this... [goes to drink the monstrosity in the coffee pot]

Hosuh: PLEASE DON'T

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Daniel: I'm gonna say it. You're all grounded. Get in your respective grounding spots!

Hosuh: We have specific spots for grounding?

Daniel: Now you do. Jay, in the dryer.

Jay: Okay, but if the dryer comes alive and tumbles me around for an hour it's your fault. [walks to the laundry room]

Daniel: Hosuh, go out on the lawn.

Hosuh: But... Mosquitoes... [goes outside anyways]

Daniel: Stephen, on top of the fridge!

Stephen: I'M NOT GOING ON THE FRIDGE!

Daniel: GET UP THERE OR SO HELP ME

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woohoo 8k reads, nearing 400 votes... we're going strong, boys B)

okay. can. we talk. about. the youtube livestream that happened almost a week ago (i'll link the vod in the comments of this line and on my feed since mobile users can't click on comment links plus since the livestream is unlisted. also if you're seeing this on a day that isn't the day this was posted... have fun scrolling through my feed just to find the link)

im gonna mention my personal opinion on some of the most important moments (i listed MANY MANY important moments all while i watched and commented it when i was done watching the vod, it was fulfilling)

first important moment, during the spyfall section, the location was jail and jay was the spy and everyone suspected he was the spy the moment he opened his mouth. hosuh asked "jay, have you been here?" and jay, not knowing the location, since he's spy, said "yes" HOSUH MADE JAY LOOK LIKE AN EX-CONVICT thanks hosuh

second important moment is hosuh all of a sudden proving himself to be the funniest person in danplan, including "I'M BIG DUMB", "I'M VERY SHORT. THANK YOU" and, last but not least, "yes, im a trap". and trust me there's more of that and many more important moments

and about the "vidcon vlog: be gone" situation! it was privatized because of a technical issue and it's just taking a while because youtube's built-in editing system sucks! that's pretty much it. there are no more worries now. i shall take my leave

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