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More Stephen Chaos Because We All Need It

HONESTLY??? THIS HIATUS IS STILL GONNA BE GOING im just drained of ideas but just because stephen's stream today (technically yesterday it's 3am right now) was the best and gavin is the coolest and i just wanted to write something

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Stephen: I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons, but they do have a little... Raw fettuccine bottle, that you could grab them out of and chew...

Hosuh: ???

Jay: ???

Gavin: [trying not to laugh]

Stephen: Hold on, was this a prank you pulled on me when we went to Olive Garden as kids?

Jay: [LOUD LAUGHTER]

Hosuh: [confused laughter???]

Gavin: [HYENA LAUGHTER]

Stephen: NO, SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN?

Jay: No!

Hosuh: No, they don't--

Stephen: YOU-- GAVIN, YOU BASTARD! To even think I got tricked by my little brother like that, I...! [stamps feet on ground]

Gavin: WELL HURRAY! YOU FINALLY FOUND OUT!

Hosuh: Oh no... [laughs]

Stephen: Nonono, you need to understand something, that wasn't... the only time I went to Olive Garden.

Jay: [INSERT THAT SQUEAKY LAUGHTER HE DOES]

Gavin: NOOO-- [breaks off into laughter]

Stephen: There were NUMEROUS times that I have gone out to eat with co-workers and I would eat the raw fettuccine, thinking I'm some... Olive Garden expert, a true knowledgeable diner with the insiders, would chew on some saying "Oh, I'm a little peckish".

Gavin: I'm sorry!!? [continues to laugh]

Stephen: YOU SHOULD BE!

Hosuh: No one said anything?

Jay: Yeah, why didn't anyone-- Like no employees stopped you?

Stephen: NO! NO ONE SAID ANYTHING! MY LIFE IS RUINED! I'm going away from here and into my room...

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Stephen: Since I'm starting the Stephen Squad, we should be like... Like the Power Rangers! Like I'm the red ranger since he's the captain, except I'll be purple.

Jay: Oh, then I'm the yellow ranger. Wasn't the yellow ranger a girl--?

Hosuh: There's no gray ranger, so would I be black ranger?

Stephen: No, you're blue ranger!

Gavin: I want to be blue ranger!

Stephen: No!

Hosuh: But I want to be black ranger, he can be the blue one--

Stephen: The black ranger is the best one, you should just be the pink ranger!

Hosuh: Okay, fine!

Stephen: oh actually?

Gavin: I'M THE BLUE RANGER!!

Stephen: FINE, WHATEVER!!!

Gavin: YAAAY!!!

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Stephen: [drops the quitting danplan video]

Team Stephen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stephen: [does the q&a livestream]

Team Stephen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stephen: [sips coffee out of pink hydroflask]

Team Stephen: AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa....

Stephen: Are you done?

Team Stephen: Yeah.

Jay: Anyway, here's my stream about the drama! [drops it upon everyone]

Team Stephen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

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Stephen: That's it, I am seriously at my fucking limit with you, you have no right to treat me like this.

Mickey:

Mickey: [scratches stephen]

Stephen: STOP WE JUST TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!

Gavin, in the next room over: THE CAT ISN'T GONNA UNDERSTAND YOU, YOU KNOW

Stephen: THE CAT NEEDS TO GET SOME GODDAMN MANNERS

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I JUST FELT LIKE WRITING SKITS FOR THIS OKAY DON'T EXPECT MUCH FROM ME LMAO

i've talked a bunch about the stephen drama off of here so im much too exhausted to even BEGIN and im sure you all already know the deets. but one thing will stick with me: HOSUH HAD TO CUT THE PONYTAIL OFF IM SO SAD AND HE'S GONNA BE AWAY FOR TWO YEARS DID HE JUST NOT HAVE A CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP??? WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO BACK TO KOREA AND DO THE TWO YEAR MANDATORY SERVICE??? IM SO SAD BUT IT'LL BE OKAY

anyway im really happy that stephen and jay are doing well with their own platforms especially since i've been there practically since their creations 'cause y'all know im a stanplan, i know everything. i am everywhere all at once >;)

okay all of you have a good day!!! don't let the drama hit you guys in the feels too much!!! it's not like anyone's dying, the boys will always be there and we will support them!!! it'll just be off of danplan, and that's okay!!! <3