DanUnplanned Skits #4

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i have no witty caption this time around BUT I HAVE A BIT TO TALK ABOUT AT THE END

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Hosuh:

Jay:

Daniel: [breathes]

Stephen: I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOUR BLOODLINE, YOU FUCKING BITCH [stabs daniel]

Everyone else: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Jay: It's not about the treasure, it's about the friends we made along the way.

Daniel: You sacrificed Stephen for a legendary weapon called Gallagahn which is OBVIOUSLY just a cosplay prop!

Jay: And I'll do it again if you don't shut up, Daniel.

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Stephen: [shouting from a helicopter] GET IN, LOSER!

Jay: WHERE DID YOU GET A HELICOPTER?!

Stephen: I HAVE MY WAYS! NOW GET IN, WE'RE GONNA CRASH THIS BABY INTO MY LOUD NEIGHBOR'S PARTY!

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Daniel: Hey, it smells good in here, what are you making?

Hosuh: Mistakes.

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Hosuh: I haven't slept in 48 hours, but on the good side, I think I've burned all the information from my studying into my mind.

Jay: Same, except it's about 60 hours and there's no good side.

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Daniel: I'm going to the store, Hosuh, you're in charge.

Stephen: BUT HOSUH'S ALWAYS IN CHARGE!

Daniel: I wonder why! [closes the door behind him]

Hosuh:

Stephen:

Jay:

Hosuh: ...Please don't do anything illegal.

Jay: Anything is legal when Daniel's not around.

Stephen: WE SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN. [throws controller at him] MARIO KART. RAINBOW ROAD. WINNER GETS TO BE IN CHARGE.

Hosuh: Since I'm in charge, I say--

Stephen: BOLD OF YOU TO THINK YOU HAVE POWER OVER ME.

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HI SORRY FOR NO SKITS AND BITS i've been drained of creative energy.

but on the update side...

THE PATTERN VIDEO!!!!!! it's amazing i loved it plus HOSUH WENT TO THE DARK SIDE FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS

BUT. DISNEY VLOG. DISNEY VLOG. DISNEY VLOG. stephen said on his livestream q&a's how he was just screaming a ton and the vlog gives us proof of it. disney made stephen drop the entire persona it's so. i. stephen is baby. now everyone who hasn't watched his q&a's gets to see that. i need to go rewatch the vlog because it was so cute so i will take my leave

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