By the way, Nintendogs?

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Hosuh: [sets ds down] WHO DELETED MY NINTENDOGS SAVE?!

Stephen: What?

Daniel: Since when did you have Nintendogs?

Hosuh: Listen, if neither of you come clean about going on my DS which had the cartridge for Nintendogs: Dalmatians and Friends in the DS, I will beat both of your asses.

Stephen: Yeah, uh, I'm with Daniel, I didn't even know you had Nintendogs.

Hosuh: Stephen, did you delete my save?

Stephen: OKAY Just because that one time I took your DS to play Scribblenauts it doesn't mean that I'd take your DS to play Nintendogs! I like having the freedom to shoot dogs with pistols in Scribblenauts, do you get a gun in Nintendogs? No.

Daniel: STEPHEN, YOU SHOT DOGS IN SCRIBBLENAUTS?!

Stephen: IT'S A GAME!

Hosuh: Daniel, did you delete my save?

Daniel: No! I've never gone on your DS!

Stephen: Have you maybe wondered that the file just got corrupted...?

Hosuh: EXCUSES!

Stephen: NO THAT'S JUST ME ASKING--!!!

Hosuh: [hits stephen with the force of at least three thousand five hundred and six saturns]

Stephen: [collapses to the ground] HHHHHHHH

Daniel: Oh dear god...

Hosuh: Stephen, you deleted it, didn't you?

Stephen: Would you not hurt me if I said yes?

Hosuh: Yes.

Stephen: Okay, I deleted your Nintendogs save.

Hosuh: [starts throwing couch pillows at him with full force]

Stephen: LIAR!!!

Hosuh: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR TAKING MY SWEET BOY AWAY FROM ME!

Daniel: [on hosuh's ds] Dude, your save is still there!

Hosuh: ...What? [looks at the ds]

Stephen:

Hosuh:

Daniel:

Hosuh: STEPHEN I AM SO SORRY--

~~~

hosuh probably hides extreme power. the only reason he hasn't used such power is because he is a merciful god.

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