the only valid headcanon: daniel the dad friend
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Daniel: I'm going on a walk, who wants to come with?
. . .
Daniel: SOMEONE'S gonna have to come with, so make a sacrifice.
Stephen: No.
Daniel: PLEASE THE BOTH OF YOU NEED MORE SUN!!!
Hosuh: If I were to go with, I'd have to miss out on Steven Universe reruns!
Daniel: ...a valid argument... STEPHEN, YOU'RE COMING WITH!
Stephen: NO I'M NOT [runs away]
Daniel: STEPHEN GET BACK HERE
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Stephen: I'm gonna-- I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO PLAY MEGALOVANIA ON TWO RECORDERS WITH MY NOSE, then you'll all be sorry!
Daniel: Don't waste your time like that...
Stephen: I WILL NOT SLEEP until I have completed my duty--
Daniel: No, just-- It's not worth it. Not even for a tiktok. Sleep is important.
Stephen: It's TOO LATE I'm GONNA DO IT--
Daniel: [walks away] I'm gonna go break the recorders...
Stephen: NO WAIT
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Hosuh: Should I start studying? I've been putting it off for a day now...
Daniel: I don't see why not.
Hosuh: But should I.
Daniel: Would you rather not graduate?
Hosuh: ...Good point.
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Daniel: WAKE UP WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!
Hosuh: DISNEYLAND?!?
Stephen: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I'VE SLEPT [holds up two recorders]
Daniel: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND AFTER STEPHEN TAKES A NAP!!!
Stephen: uh i mean YEAH I'VE SLEPT I GOT A GOOD EIGHT HOURS OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS--
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i made this as fast as i could because. i have news to report:
HOSUH AND DAN WERE IN JENNY'S COVER OF "TRUE KINDA LOVE" AND I'M GONNA LINK IT IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS PARAGRAPH!!!!!!! I'VE CALMED DOWN SINCE I FIRST FOUND OUT ABOUT IT BUT AAA!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW IT EXISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's all i rushed this chapter for, hearing hosuh and dan sing officially made my entire day just boom with happiness and contentedness, and i hope it makes your day boom with positive emotions also!!!!!!!
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Danplan on Crack
RandomBy the way, can the Danplan crew survive my hellish crack ideas? Spoilers: Probably not. ~~~ The only Danplan fic as chaotic as it's covers B^) This book does not incorporate ships, but if you so choose, anything can be seen as a ship thing. Just kn...
