Supernova: This is a dare for Squip from I_Just_Like_2_Write. Uhh. I feel bad for you.
Squip: You've never said that before. I'm probably going to die.
Supernova: You have to read SquipxReader smut and tell us what you think about it. Uh, enjoy...?
Squip: ... I've said this before and I'll say it again... Of course it's from them.
Supernova: But I've spared you and it's just us two.
Squip: Thank God. I mean, if I was religious.
Supernova: Do you need my phone to get into Wattpad?
Squip: I am a computer. I can get into Wattpad just fine.
Supernova: Okay then.
Squip: Okay... I'm about to start it...
Squip: *Looks into distant space*
Squip: *Eyes widen*
Squip: *Blushes*
Squip: What, no.
Squip: That's not how it works...?
Squip: *Cringing*
Squip: *Squeezes eyes shut and makes a clearing screen motion*
Squip: *Opens eyes again* That was awful. You just can't... That's not how it works... If we were to try to partake in these kinds of activities--
Supernova: *Blushes*
Squip: It would require quite a few incredibly advanced updates, contact with my programmers, and I would need to be transferred from Jeremy's head to yours.
Supernova: Wait, you can do that?
Squip: Yes, it's a relatively simple process. It's only as painful as getting a Squip for you.
Supernova: *Shock and hopefulness*
Squip: Okay, that's all.
Supernova: Oh, right! Yeah, thanks for reading! But real quick, before this ends and everyone else comes back, we need to get Christine and Jenna together. Everyone else is and I feel bad. So that should be a goal for us. Well, see you later!
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Ask & Dare the Squip Squad
FanfictionHas been #2 in michaelmell and #3 in askanddare! Thank you for your support! X3 Here is a chance for you to either dive into the minds of your favorite BMC characters, force them to do funny or awkward things, or watch your ships sail or sink. The s...
