Trying Every Mountain Dew Flavor

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Supernova: Okay, it's me and Squip again because... Squip's still sick. And, as luck has it, the only dare after Squip getting sick is for me to try every Mountain Dew flavor to see the results. This dare is from bookdork_.

Squip: *Looking disheveled and exhausted* Oh no... That's really bad timing...

Supernova: Maybe there's a Mountain Dew that could make it not so bad right now?

Squip: ... Live Wire?

Supernova: Let's get Michael in here with a bottle of every flavor of Mountain Dew he can find. Except for red.

Squip: *Shivers*

Supernova: Fear or chills?

Squip: Both.

Supernova: Aww... I'ma call Michael now. *Calls Michael, and now he's on his way with all Mountain Dews*

*Time skip until Michael's here*

Michael: Hello. *Is holding a crate* I have the stuff.

Supernova: Okay, good. Do you have Live Wire? It might help... A little bit.

Michael: Yep. *Pulls a bottle from the crate and hands it to Supernova* Okay, see you later.

Supernova: You don't want to see the effects?

Michael: *Blushes* I... have to get back to Jeremy...?

Supernova: Oh, okay. Were you doing something?

Michael: *Blushes* Hahaha bye! *Leaves*

Squip: *Snickers*

Supernova: What? Do you know why he was acting that way?

Squip: Yes. But you're too innocent. Now try it.

*Supernova drinks Live Wire*

Squip: *Perks up* Not perfect, but I do feel a bit better. Okay, let's get this over with.

Supernova: Okay. Number one, Code Red! It's different from Red...

Squip: I know. Go ahead. I am very sorry.

Supernova: Err, for what?

Squip: You'll see.

*Supernova drinks Code Red*

Squip: Why did you do that? Look what you did!!

Supernova: Uh, wha...?

Squip: Idiot. Why are we even doing this? I'm sick!

Supernova: I'm sorry, let's calm down...

Squip: *Glares*

Supernova: Okay, Code Red makes you act like a pissed-off teen. Is there anything that resets the effects?

Squip: ...

Supernova: Okay. Maybe Kickstart? *Takes a sip of Kickstart* Well?

Squip: ... Sorry.

Supernova: It's fine. Solar Flare? *Drinks it*

Squip: *Is suddenly sunburnt* Please drink the Kickstart again. This is not fun.

Supernova: Okay, sorry. *Drinks Kickstart*

Squip: *Isn't sunburned anymore* Okay. Next.

Supernova: Throwback! *Takes a sip*

Squip: *Is now ten years old.* *Smiles up at Supernova* Hi!

Supernova: Oh no... Here, I'll just drink this again... *Another sip of Kickstart*

Squip: *Back to normal age* Ugh...

Supernova: How about only one more?

Squip: Sounds good to me.

Supernova: Now it's time for... Pitch Black!

Squip: No. Put it down.

Supernova: *Opens bottle* Why?

Squip: It will literally turn me into JD and I'll start ordering you to kill people. Put it down. I will take any other drink.

Supernova: *Closes bottle* Okay, fine. Instead, we're doing... Wait. What will this do?

*Dramatically picks up a bottle called Supernova*

Supernova: We're doing this one.

Squip: Of course.

*Supernova takes a sip from Supernova*

Squip: *Shudders*

Supernova: What'd that do?

Squip: ... One minute.

Supernova: *Confused and worried*

Squip: *Cocks his head slightly to the side* *Squeezes eyes shut*

Supernova: Are you okay?

Squip: *Opens eyes* I-I'm fine.

Supernova: What did it do?

Squip: Completely upgraded my interface. Temporarily, I assume. I have much more control over you from this.

Supernova: Oh... Interesting.

Squip: Okay, I'm going to leave now. The Live Wire is wearing off and I'm feeling sick again. *Leaves*

Supernova: Okay... Thanks for reading, see you next time!

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