𝗦𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗔𝗬 ▹ BTS 8TH MEMBER ✔️

INCORRECT MAEUM QUOTES

Just wanted to pop in real quick to inform you guys that I published a girl group fic! Check it out if you want!

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BTS has built their track record to have moments, many moments, of crackheadness. Like the superstar's group with faces carved by angels that they are, the media and high-status celebrities see the luxuries proclaimed by BTS. They fail to see beyond the glitz and glamor which reveals the chaos behind the group. Armys see their crackhead side on a daily, to the point where Armys have created scenarios that sound downright accurate and are only a few sentences away from becoming accurate. Here are some of those moments.

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• Maeum: I'm trying to play hard to get for Jin
• Yoongi: Why are you trying to play hard to get when you are already hard to want
• Maeum: 👁👁

• Jin: I'm not a pushover
• Taehyung: Maeum told you she loved you and you gave her all the money in your pocket
• Jin: she told me she loved me! I wanted to cry. Like you can talk.
• Taehyung what are you about?
• Jin: Maeum just smiled and you started crying and took her on a shopping spree.
• Taehyung: *pulls out a picture of Maeum from his pocket* Look at that smile, how can I not want to spoil that baby.
• Yoongi: you're both weak
• Maeum: yoongles
• Yoongi: *hands over his debit card*
• Maeum: thank you
• Yoongi: like I was saying, weak!

• Jin: fuck, marry, kill- me and Namjoon
• Maeum: marry you, fuck Namjoon and kill Jungkook
• Jungkook: i wasnt even one of the options, what the fuck.

• Jin: do you still like me
• Maeum: ...we're married
• Jin: okay just wanted to make sure

• Jungkook: what are you doing?
• Maeum: packing for the Area 51 raid
• Jungkook: you're an idiot. I prepacked all eight of our bags two months ago

• Jin: did it hurt?
• Maeum: when I crawled up from hell—
• Jin: when you fell from the vending machine.
• Maeum:...
• Jin: cause you a snack.
• Maeum:...👁👁
• Jin:...👀
• Maeum: bitch bye

• Namjoon: Maeum, can you do me a favour?
• Maeum: I would literally die for you but go on.

• Namjoon: you have to apologize to yoongi
• Maeum: fine. Unfuck you or whatever loser
• Yoongi: ....

• Maeum: okay we gotta get through this locked door, yoongi quick give me your credit card
• Yoongi: here.
• Maeum, pocketing it: cool. Jungkook kick the door down.

• Jin: i like your pants.
• Maeum: thanks, they were 50 off
• Jin: well, I'd like them 100% off
• Maeum: what kind of store just gives stuff away?
• Jin: no, that's not what i-
• Maeum: that's not a way to run a business

• Maeum: oh god you're so clingy
• Jimin: YOU came into MY bed???

• Army: will you marry me? (Heart emoji and the sad eyes)
• Jimin: okay lets get married!
• Yoongi: bring the documents
• Jungkook: sure why not
• Jin: LMAO NO.
• Maeum: whats a marry? Don't know her.

• Maeum: okay but you know what i love
• Jungkook: Namjoon
• Maeum: no...well yes..i mean that not what were talking about but ofc i love him more than anything in this world
• Jungkook:
• Maeum:
• Jungkook: bitch me too

• Namjoon: i cant find my glasses!
• Maeum, staring at the glasses on the back of Namjoon's head: for $20 I'll help you find them

• Taehyung: I'm cold
• Jimin: here take my jacket
• Jin: I'm cold
• Maeum: *zipping up her jacket* i told you to bring a coat but you never listen do you

• Maeum: why would i fuck a demon? Simple, the status. Imagine you and your friend arriving at the gates of hell, they're all crying, scared to death for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon, legendary
• Namjoon: its 3 am wtf
• Hobi: no continue you have a point

• Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?
• Maeum: kiss jin and taeyong
• Therapist: NO-
• Jin and Taeyong: YES

• Maeum: *fast forwards all the way through a movie*
• Jimin: you can't just skip to the happy ending!
• Maeum: i dont have time for problems

• Jin: you're driving down a road and suddenly you see jimin and yoongi standing in the middle of it. What do you hit?
• Maeum: yoongi. I would never hit jiminnie
• Jin: THE BRAKES, MAEUM. YOU HIT THE BREAKS

• Maeum reading a tumblr post: "they are cute, they have gorgeous eyes and stunning smile. I didnt say a name but someone popped into your head, didnt they?"
• Maeum: damn...I'm fucken great

• Maeum: men are low key trash
• Taeyong: 😊😊
• Maeum: not all men are trash

• Army: what do you think about ugly people
• Maeum: I respect it but it ain't me

• Jungkook: so Noona what are you getting me for my birthday
• Maeum: you see that red Ferrari over there
• Jungkook: yeeesssss
• Maeum: I'm going to get you a toothbrush that colour
• Jungkook:.....👁👁

• Taehyung: *taking a picture of himself in an empty stadium* wow noona look at all the people who want to date you
• Maeum: You're in the picture idiot
• Taehyung: Did I fucking stutter.

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I can't believe I've spent these past three days updating back to back. I feel like I e updated way too much oof.

This chapter: have no idea what it was, how it got to this point but, I liked it so it's a win for this book.