Christmas Extra: Groupchat special shitpost

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Skylar started a groupchat:
Skylar: Devon spill also everyone else spill the beans or I there will be consciences
Jaz:oof sounds kinky
Izzy: um excuse me my virgin eyes
Jaz: since when u a virgin
Dev: wtf did I walk into
Bash:like I fucking know babe
Skylar: since when did you and Dev get together Bash
Bash:....
Dev:...
Jaz: well...
Dev: bout a year....
Skylar: lucky my relationships just make me seem like a whole thot so...
Bash: Damn thats rough
Jaz: so bash I heard uncle Arlo down stairs and dad were fighting about some weird ass shit... I am not even gonna ask them
Bash:good BC last time they were talking about me and Devon sleeping together...
Skylar: oof but omg cute!!!
Dev: no comment
Sawyer: how do you even survive Sebastian's snores?!
Dev: they arent as loud as you think
Jaz: bullshit!
Skylar: tea!
Dev: um I'm counting down minutes before Christmas day and I would like to be asleep because I'm a weak for Christmas
Bash: yes yea anyways my dumbass has to work now BC I didn't follow dads exact orders the other day and I'm pissed so night y'all love training people that have night related abilities
Sawyer: have fun asshole
Jaz: watch your mouth little shit
Dev: um this is getting out of hand
Sawyer: at least I haven't told dad that you snuck out with Izzy to party last weekend.
Bash: oh I have dirt on you now jaz!
Jaz: still have more dirt on your ass still
Bash: oh yeah but I still out rank you
Jaz: merry Christmas and go fuck yourself
Bash: you 2 but I have someone for that
Dev:the actual fuck...
Skylar: damn didn't expect this to unfold!!!!

Authors note:
Sorry for this bullshit but enjoy gonna have another update pretty soon also go check out my other story!!!
Love,
Lotus💖💖

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