04 / Cute but probably lame

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_JJK97:
Fuck off you're creepy.
_JJK97:
Stop spamming me weird messages

Chim:
..?????

Chim:
I was just saying hi

_JJK7:
I'm not looking for a chatmate
stop saying hi

Chim:
I AM looking for chatmate

_JJK97:
and so? i'm actually looking for
someone "hot" to fuck
_JJK97:
not someone who will take a selfie
in the morning right after he wake up and
use it as his profile picture in a
gay dating app

Chim:
Excuse me, i just want to be your friend
no need to be rude boii

_JJK97:
I don't do friends here

Chim:
Then what? Just chatmate?

_JJK97:
You're wasting my time

Chim:
Then why are you replying to me?
Why can't we be friends? tell me

_JJK97:
Because I am not looking for a friend obviously?
U dumb or what

Chim:
No, but what are you exactly
looking here for, tho???
We can be chatmates

_JJK97:
you're honestly getting into my nerves kid
I'm looking for a fuck buddy not a
stupidass chatmate

Chim:
....typing

_JJK97:
I know you're going to suggest an
idea to be my fuck buddy but NO
_JJK97:
u r definitely getting the wrong idea here
_JJK97:
I don't fuck cute ones
_JJK97:
U GUYS ARE LAME IN BED FOR SURE SO NO THANKS

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