Seme male reader - one shots

Caught: Deidara (Naruto)

(Y/N)'s POV
I exhaled as I allowed myself to relax on my bed. Being a part of the Akatsuki can be extremely tiring. Not only do I have to worry about anbu trying to assassinate me but I also have to deal with the actual members themselves. So I was going to enjoy my free day to its fullest and if that means laying in bed all day I'm for it. Now I would've probably gotten away with being lazy for one day if it wasn't for my overly energetic boyfriend Deidara. I love him but he can truly be a real pain in my ass but I guess that's what I get because I leave his sore. Anyways sex jokes aside he was currently rolling around on the couch flipping through random channels and occasionally groaning out of what I assume to be boredom. I sigh watching him clearly uncomfortable with our sudden amount of free time but to be honest I didn't feel bad I loved being lazy every now and again, it's great to get away from constant missions, fights, training, and the list goes on. He continued his random movements and grunts so I decided to do something.

"Do you plan on groaning at the tv all day because I'm not gonna just sit here and watch you do that". He jumped at my sudden comment and turned to look at me, he glared at me before grumbling something under his breath. "What was that I couldn't hear you"? He let out another grunt before saying " I'm bored". " Well then go out and do something, it's not like you're locked in here with me". He sighs before looking at me again, at this point I had sat up to be able to see him clearly. He had an odd look on his face as if he was trying to lift something heavy but couldn't. " is there something on your mind"? I asked. He blushed and looked down at the floor mumbling something again. "Louder please". "I wanna do something with you.

I gave him a look for a few seconds before an idea popped into my head, a sadistic smirk crawled onto my lips as I raised a hand and motioned a finger for him to come here. He almost reluctantly moved closer slowly but surely almost as if I was a savage beast and not his loving boyfriend, it was probably the smirk that set him off. He came within reach and I pounced. I grabbed him and threw him on the bed before trapping him in between my arms and put my body between his legs. "The hell are you doing"?!
"You said you were bored so let me entertain you". He seemed to lock up slightly at my words and I took this opportunity to kiss his neck and slowly trail down the side kissing and licking his neck as I went. He still seemed frozen from my sudden actions but his small moans were all I needed to continue. I snaked my hands under his shirt, he let them roam his chest and sides and continued my kissing now trailing across his Adam's apple and to the other side. I took a small break to look at my work so far and to take in the beautiful sight below me. His face was a wonderful shade of red, his long blonde hair was not in its usual ponytail but inside was left loose, and his neck was littered with small marks. I got close to his ear and gave it a small kiss. I felt him shiver below me and whispered in his ear intentionality being as breathy as possible. "Deidara~ how about I help you with this"? I pulled at his shirt waiting for a response and got a small nod in return. I quickly pulled it off as well as my own before continuing my work. I groped his chest and played with his hardening buds while kissing the lower part of his neck and working my way down to his chest, I trailed left first and sucked on one of his while pinching and flicking the other I repeated this pattern with his other side trying my best to continue the string of moans he was now letting out. I grabbed his hands which had been static up until this point and moved them to my chest letting him roam my chest so it wasn't as much of a one sided event. At this point both of us were at full mass and I began grinding on him. I slowly slipped my hands into his pants and groped his ass while still grinding on him. I pulled his pants down slowly and stripped myself as well before climbing onto Deidara and dry humping him with our underwear being the only thing between us. Deidara was fully on moaning while I let out short grunts from the pleasure.

"DEIDARA-SEMPAI! Wanna go get some dango with Tobi!" Both me and Deidara snapped to our now open door with that orange masked idiot standing there staring at us. There was a good thirty seconds or so if silence I was about to try and defuse the situation but was suddenly cut off

"OH MY (Y/N) AND DEIDARA SENPAI ARE BEING BAD BOYS" Tobi screamed as he ran down the hall. We both stared at the empty doorway shocked. The silence was finally interrupted by multiple buzzing sounds that being Deidara's phone, we finally moved so he could check it,I looked over his shoulder to see the phone as well. They were all messages from people in the base one was Hidan asking why he was invited, another was Pain saying that sex is a was of time, and last was Sasori making fun of Deidara. Deidara turned to my with a furious look on his face, " NO SEX FOR AT LEAST A MONTH!" I raised my hand in defense and stated

" Hey you were the one who was bored. I was just entertaining you.

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Hey so yeah my first kind of lime I guess I don't know but sorry for taking a week to write something I had completely thought out and ready to write but thats enough of my weird self so stay safe and hope you enjoy this one shot