Whenever there's like a .5 in the title, it means it's just something not that
Important and stuff.
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This will be how your conversation would go with different characters
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Hinata 🍊
Hinata: uhmm n/n-chan..can you tutor me?
You: of course i can!
Hinata: YAYYY N/N-CHAN UR THE BEST!
Hinata: WHEN WILL WE STUDY??
You: hmm do you want it to be on saturday?
Hinata: but i have to practise!!!
You: what's better? Practising and getting sweaty or studying while getting food??
Hinata: practising!
You: alright i won't help you with your studies.
Hinata: WAIT N/N-CHAN!
Kenma 🍮
You: hsy knmz
Kenma: ism plsyimh, r u plasying?
You: yrsh lmeo
Kenma: i hve ti drfsat boss
You: smae
Kenma: k bue
You: bue
Or
You: watcha doing kenmaa?
Kenma: m playsung
You: ohh playing.. what game?
Kenma: ys i m defrsting bos
Kenma: OH OH GOTTA GO
You: geez okay
Tsukishima 🦖
You: hey tsukishima
Tsukishima: how did you get my number.
You: secret~
Tsukishima: i would like it if you wouldn't text me.
You: why you gotta be so rude?? Don't you know i'm human too?? I'm gonna marry you anyway.
Seen
Kuroo 🐱
Kuroo: heyyyyy
You: hey.
Kuroo: cmon! Greet your future husband a little more 💓
You: if you're going to be my future husband, i'm leaving you for kenma.
Kuroo: ouch 💔
Kuroo: but i can do well for our family! I would be earning ¥2,000 a hour! And if you times that with 24, you would get 48,000 a day!! And if you times that with 7, you would get ¥336,000 in one week!
You: tell me kuroo. What is this job?
Kuroo: uhmmmmmm idk yet but you know i could do well!
You: you just did maths for nothing.
Oikawa ✨
Oikawa: hey f/n-chan!
You: no.
Oikawa: you know you love me ;)
You: shut up
You: i'll call iwaizumi.
Oikawa: he just kicked me a few minuts ago! I don't want another one!!
You: heh that sucks but i'll still do it
Bokuto 🦉
You: HEY HEY HEY!
Bokuto: HEY HEY HYE F/N-CHAN I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT
You: i like it.
Bokuto: can i tell you a pick up line?
You: sure
Bokuto: i must be an owl, cuz you make me say ur sooo hoot. (Idk if this is real but it's kinda 💩 i just had that in my head.)
You: oohhh i'll say one
You: i think i've been cursed from that pick up line, can you be my lightning shining armour and save me? ( again i made that up obviously and it's 💩)
Bokuto: AHAHAHHA F/N UR SO BAD AT PICK UP LINES
You: imma continue reading yaoi.
Yaku 🧚🏻♂️
You: do you know how much lev is trying to not say short to you?
Yaku: shut up f/n
You: geez not only he's short but also short tempered
Yaku: ...
You: OH SHEE WRONG MESSAGE
You: SORRY DON'T MIND THAT
Yaku: open your door.
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Fanfiction"Say what??" "We love you f/n!" "All of you?" "Yes!" "..."
