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Sorry i don't have much chapters but i felt like i haven't published some chapters for such a long time so this is all i can do. i do have some in the oneshot one cuz i wrote those like weeks ago, i just forgot to publish.
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ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴛᴇxs ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ - 6 characters only
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KIYOKO 🧸
Kiyoko: yes that's all about the gym, night. :)
Kiyoko: oh and,
Kiyoko: if you ever need to go the restroom or anything, please don't use the restroom near the gym, use the one inside the school.
Kiyoko: i've heard the school is planning to remove it ever since the incident had happened.
Kiyoko: that is all, good night f/n.

KAGEYAMA 🥛
Kageyama: shit, my head has a bump
You: why?
Kageyama: what?
You: why do you have a bump on you head
Kageyama: suga-senpai whacked our heads f/n, what do you mean.
Kageyama: do yours have a bump?
You: no, cuz suga-senpai never did that plus kageyama what have you been doing?
Kageyama: just showered cuz we practised earlier
You: we didn't have practise though.
You: i'm worried Kageyama
You: why are you like this 𝖳-𝖳

AKAASHI 🦦
Akaashi: you forgot your grey sweater in my house
You: wait- akaashi, what?
Akaashi: hm?
You: i never came to your house
You: like ever
Akaashi: but the sweater you were wearing another day ago is in my house?
Akaashi: *sent a picture*
You: that's the sweater i've been finding for 7 months now! What do you mean i was wearing it the other day?
Akaashi: i saw you wearing it when we met up with the others. Last friday.
You: uhh akaashi we never met up but okay?
You: can you drop off the sweater on my front door?
Akaashi: yeah sure.

KENMA 🍮 <- i want
Kenma: *link*
Kenma: i'm so sorry f/n.
You: ??
You: For what?
Kenma: press the link
You: what's it for?
Kenma: please press it
You: okay lmao
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You: kenma, what was that?
You: it just made my laptop shut down by itself
Kenma: close the laptop f/n
Kenma: throw the laptop away before opening it.
Kenma: no wait, break it now
You: WHAT WHY????
You: this laptop is expensive.
Kenma: please. DESTROY IT NOW
You: i destroyed it.
You: now tell me, what's wrong?
Kenma: nothing, goodnight.
Kenma: at least you didn't see the video

TENDOU 🤡
Tendou: hello? Please fill out this survey please.
You: okay lol
Tendou: nice nice.
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You: wtf? "Do you think tendou is hot?" What am i supposed to answer? The choices are: yes, a lot and of course.
You: bitch, how can i say i DON'T think your hot?
Tendou: gasp, how can you say that?!
Tendou: i'm hot wdym
You: you literally don't have ass
You: what's this for anyways
Tendou: firstly, that's false. i got a colossal cake here and the survey is just for something :)
You: fine geez
Tendou: :)

IWAIZUMI 💪
Iwaizumi: do you think i'm trash?
You: no?
Iwaizumi: do you think i'm ugly?
You: nope
Iwaizumi: do you think i'm rude?
You: nooo?
Iwaizumi: do i need plastic surgery?
You: of course not?
Iwaizumi: will you marry him?
You: YES
You: wait what.
Iwaizumi: .....
You: WHO'S "HIM"?!?
Iwaizumi: OIKAWA! WHO ELSE????
Iwaizumi: you've been infected f/n. Get the fuck away from me from now on.
You: NOO IWAIZUMI I THOUGHT YOU WERE PROPOSING TO MEE
Iwaizumi: yeah yeah, i totally believe that 🙄🖕🏻

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