ChuChu😎- Chuuya
Aku👻- Akutagawa
Assassins Creed🔪- Gin
Higucci👌🏻- Higuchi
Simp😂- Tachihara
the 👦🏻's
ChuChu😎: rebecca and i are going on our second date tonight🤩
Osamoo🐮💛: still trying to pull members of my harem?
Aku👻: excuse me, w h a t?
Simp😂: i- no words.
ChuChu😎: the fuck you just say?
Me: we previously had a problem with that bitch because she tried to get at him.
ChuChu😎: well she wants me now
Osamoo🐮💛: chuuya 🤝 liking girls who had attraction to me before him
ChuChu😎: i will not hesitate to choke you tf out when i see you next time
Osamoo🐮💛: ...can you reach my neck? or should i bend down?
Me: leave him alone, isn't it your hour to take care of haruki anyway jackass?
Osamoo🐮💛: why? are you still mad about him liking me more than you?
Me: you bitch, we're breaking up
Osamoo🐮💛: shut up, no we're not.
Simp😂: you won't fight for custody pussy
Assassins Creed🔪: tachi don't encourage them
Higucci👌🏻: i'm one of the only single bitches in this mf, i hate it here😔
Aku👻: welcome to the club🤝
Me: i'm single to😤
Osamoo🐮💛: but you'll suCK THIS DICK ANYWAY🥴
ChuChu😎:
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Me: no comment😶
Osamoo🐮💛: that's what i thought.
Assassins Creed🔪: sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru-
Aku👻: shiii haters gonna hate😎
Osamoo🐮💛: see he gets it
Simp😂: gin when are we-
Simp😂: for legal reasons, this is a joke
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Eternally His (Dazai Osamu x Reader)
FanfictionDazai Osamu, a now member of the Armed Detective Agency, is trying his hardest to become the man Odasaku wanted him to, to be on the side of good, but when he crosses paths with an old time lover, whom has changed so much since their last meeting, h...
