"Stop shouting! We aren't the only ones here. Other people can hear you to!"
"sorry Oppa."
"and we are in a hospital..patients don't need to hear about your love for cheese!"
"sorry Oppa."
"And stop playing with my fingers, it's annoying."
"Sorry, not sorry Oppa."
"Hobi What was that for?"
"I'm seeing faces on the floor.."
"that doesn't mean you throw a chair at it! People are staring!"
"But they keep moving! It's making me crazy..tell them to stop!"
"there is no faces on the floor."
"There is! See, Joon just stepped on one!"
"What?"
"Hobi..?"
"yea?"
"Are you sober?"
"Hyung!"
"Just asking.."
"Namjoon."
"What?"
"GET OFF THE FACES!"
"Hobi stop shouting! People are staring again!"
"And pick up the chair!"
"Taehyung, What are you doing?"
"I'm knitting a surfboard and riding a scarf. What does it look like I'm doing?"
"It looks like your hitting on that vending machine over there."
"Jimin, don't be a pabo. I'm not hitting on it."
"So what are you doing?"
"I'm trying to get water, obviously!"
"So..what are you doing?"
"..the water won't come out."
"You pabo..you need to put change in it!"
"change..? Oh..thanks, Hyung!"
"uh huh.."
"hmm..change..ok..Yoongi!"
"What do you want?"
"Do you have any change?"
"Yes."
"can I have it?"
"no."
"What? Why not?"
"I'm to lazy to get it out of my pocket."
"Oh.."
"ok everyone, I'm going to go into Yoongis head."
"What?"
"I'm going to see what it's like inside your mind."
"Jeon Jungkook. Stay the hell away from my mind."
"ok, Ladies and Gentlemen..inside Yoongis mind. To your left, you will see his inreplaceable desire for food. To the right, you will see his irresistible love for sleep. To your..other left, you will see his love for his precious Maknae. Now, let's read his thoughts. ...oh. I see..very interesting..hm..ok everyone, this is what is going on in his head 90% of the time. 'Ugh..I hate life..can I sleep here? Seokjin, leave me alone..this chair is so comfy..I hate moving, in my next life, I'm going to be reincarnated as a rock, and do nothing all my life."
"JEON JUNGKOOK!"
"I'm sorry Hyung! Stop chasing me!"
"Aish..we are never coming here as a group again.."
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AdventureY/n L/n finds out she has the chance to conquer her dream-to be an idol. When BigHit Entertainment discovers Y/n, they give her the chance to join one of the most well known groups in the world. A group she never heard of. The thing is, she is only...
