𝔻𝕀𝕊𝕆𝔹𝔼𝔻𝕀𝔼ℕ𝕋 (Barb X Reader)

More Crack Things, But its Different

Just a little something for you guys before the Halloween Special gets Published

When I say " It's Different" I mean that this had Multiple different AU's in it, Including the Characters from my Book about the Billie Ellish Troll.
Sorry, I just really want to do this with them, so... yeah, ajsjsjj
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(Human AU)

Barb In Middle School with her Long ass Hair (bc I Headcanon that Human Barb had Really long Hair up until she Graduated Highschool): If spitting in my Teachers Big Gulp while she's in the Hallway Crying makes me a Criminal.... Then Lock me up-
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(Human AU)

Riff: I just got back from Church, and My life is so Changed, oh my god...*wipes away a Tear*

Barb:*In the Background* Hey You Wana go Drink?

Riff: oH FUCK YEAH-
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(The Human/Full House AU)

D:* Climbing on the Cat Tower*

Riff: Dude, You're gonna Fall!

Branch: Get off the fucking Cat Tower!!

D:*On the Highest Point of the Tower, having to Lean over because his back is pressed up against the Ceiling* Meow Meow, Bitches.
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(Also the Full House AU)

Carol:*Just Draining some Spaghetti Noodles in the Sink*

Barb: oh my god, gUY! GUY, CAROLS LEAKING YOUR NOOD'S MAN!

Guy:* Runs In* cAROL, WHY ARE YOU LEAKING MY NOOD'S?!

Carol: IM JUST LEAKING THE NOOD'S--

Guy: STOP LEAKING MY FUCKING NOOD'S!!
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(Full House AU Again, bc It's my Favorite AU)

[At the Dinner Table]

Barb: I mean.. I get Complemented all the time--

Suki:*at the Other end of the Table** Busts out Laughing*

Barb:* Leans over the Table to get a better look at Suki* I DO!!

Suki:* Still laughing* n o y o u f u c k i n g d O N T----
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(Human AU)

Carol: I don't wanna go to Church.

Carol's Mom: But you'll be Saved~

Carol: There's no saving this Hot piece of Ass--
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(Again, Full House AU)

Branch:*Walking Into the Living Room* Hey, Cut the Music, Cut the Music.

Poppy:* Turns the Music off while everyone looks at Branch*

Branch: So, Someone Left an Ice Cube on the Ground, and it Melted, and Now my sock it wet. *Pulls out a [Water/Nurf] Gun* Who wants to fUCKING D I E?!?
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(Again, Full House AU)

Barb:*At her Job at a Store**Over that Intercom thing, idk* Can the Owner of the Lime Green Honda come to the Front Desk?

Some Random Person:*walks up* Why, Are my Lights on?

Barb: No dude, I just wanted to see what you looked like, Your Car's fuckin ugly
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(The Book about Billie Ellish Troll)

Billie:*Sitting on the Couch, Holding a Can Of Nuts* I'm Nuts about these Nuts. But, I'm also Nuts about my Close Good Friends.

Juniper, Bubblegum, Mary, Jane, Synthia, Victoria, and TD:* Come out of Nowhere on all sides of the Couch*

Billies Voiceover:*as a Title Card Appears* My Close Good Friends
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