AU Where the Trolls n Shit are Humans
also an AU where they're all in College
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𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕, 𝕤𝕚𝕣
𝕊𝕠 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪, 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥?
𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦
𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚�...
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I'm having M̶e̶n̶t̶a̶l̶ ̶B̶r̶e̶a̶k̶d̶o̶w̶n̶s̶ a b l a s t writing it--
Also, This book might get a Halloween Chapter, idk, it depends on whether or not you guys want a Halloween Special or not-
Also, this is more of a Filler Chapter, Because I didn't know what to write about, so take some Roommate Bonding Time at the end--
" Y/n!"
You turned to your left and Gasped, Immediately taking off and Running Twords who had just called you, leaving Carol and Riff looking at you Confused as hell. Barb recognized that Voice and Groaned in annoyance. " It's That Fuck boy, River." She explained the other two, Watching you Hug that Asshole that Insulted the Red-head the Last time she Saw him.
You pulled away from the Hug and You and Creek held hands for a Moment. " Where were You all day?" " I was out with my Friends." You pointed behind you to Barb, Carol, and Riff, not Knowing that Barb was walking away, towards the Dorm. Barb sat on the Stairs as she watched you Call Carol and Riff over, probably to Introduce them to that River Guy. It was at Times like this that Barb wished that she was Drunk so she Would just do whatever the Fuck she Wanted and You would take care of her instead of Talking to that guy. Just then, The Doors to the Dorm opened, and Poppy walked out, Dragging an All too Familiar Suitcase behind her. The Pink-haired, Vitiligo Skinned(I just like the Idea of Poppy having Vitiligo, ajsjsj) Girl stopped in her Tracks as soon as she saw Barb sitting on the Steps. Poppy gasped and walked down the Stairs, Stopping One step above Barb and sitting down. " Hi Barb!" "... Hi..?" " Whatcha Doing out here? It feels Cold." Poppy started to Swing her legs a Little, Pulling the Suitcase into her lap and Propping her Elbows on it. " I'm wait for those three Glitterdicks to hurry up." Barb replied, pointing over to You, Riff, and Carol talking with that River Guy. Poppy snorted. " What's a Glitterdick? It sounds like some kind of Exotic Sex Toy." Barb shrugged and Opened her Can of Cola. " I dunno, I just know that it's an Insult." " Hm." As soon as Poppy let out that 'hm', Something started Banging on the Inside of her Suitcase. " I CAN'T BREATH!!" Branch yelled from inside the Suitcase, making Poppy Jump and Hurriedly look for the Zipper. " Why the hell do you Smuggle him in like he's a Bag of Cocaine?" " Because Boys aren't Allowed in the Girls Dorm, Girls aren't allowed in the Boys Dorm, and Branch wants to spend Every single waking Moment with me, or else he'll Die." " No I don't!" Poppy managed to Open the Suitcase and Branch Popped out, the Suitcase still on Poppy's Lap. Poppy giggled and Wrapped her arms around Branches waist. " You're the one who wants to spend Every Waking Moment with Me! I just want us to go on a Date to McDonald's, but you Shove me into a Suitcase so we can go to your Dorm and play Animal Crossing! I can easily just Visit your Island, but Nooo, You want me to-" Barb Tuned out their Conversation as she Resumed to watching You and the other Two talk to that Guy. You all seemed to get along Great, which made Barb's Soul hurt a little. Barb took a Sip of her Cola. Barb did Perk up as she Saw that Creek walked away, Waving Goodbye to you, and You waved back before You and the Other Two started walking twords the Dorm as well. You had Opened Your Bag of Jerky and you Carelessly Tossed the little Packet that was in it Away, starting up a Conversation with Carol. Riff stayed back and Crouched Down, looking through the Grass before Picking it up and Tossing it into a Trash Bin. Barb stood up and Branch got out of the Suitcase, started to walk down the Stairs. You Greeted Branch as he walked Past, and he Greeted you back. " Hi Poppy." "Hey Y/n." Poppy greeted back, Suddenly pulling You into a Hug. Not to sound weird, But Poppy smelt like Strawberries, which was kinda nice. Poppy pulled away from the Hug and you Turned to Barb. " Hey, Why didn't you go over there with us?" You asked her. She only Shrugged. " Hey guys, I'm gonna go." Riff said from Behind everyone. " Okay, Bye." " See ya." You, Barb, and Carol replied as Riff walked to his Dorm. Poppy lifted her Suitcase Up Over her Head and turned around to walk back into the Dorm, You and the other Three Girls Following her. ~•~
Carol had split off from the group to get to her Own Room, and Once you and the Last two got to the Room, You all saw that all of the Food from the Fridge was now on the Counter, and Suki was leaning against the Counter, Writing her name on a Box of Poptarts with a Sharpie. " What the Hell is this?" Barb asked, making Suki look over. " I'm labeling my Stuff. I suggest you guys do the Same." " Why?" Suki groaned a little and turned her Full attention to the Three Idiots that stood in the Doorway. " Because Someone keeps Eating my Poptarts and Drinking my Almond Milk." Suki Glared at Barb, Barb immediately caught on. " Why do you assume that I did it. I hate Poptarts!" Suki put her hands on her Hips. " I didn't say it was You! I said Someone." " You where looking right at me!" Suki Scoffed and Put down her Poptarts, picking up a Box of Granola Bars. " Whatever, Just get over here and Write your Name on your Things. Except for the Normal Milk, Eggs, and Bread. Those things we can Share." Poppy gasped and Clasped her hands together. " I love Labeling things!! I'll go get my Markers!"
Poppy darted to her Room while Barb groaned and walked over to the Food and Drinks on the Counter, Sorting Through the Things and Making a Pile of her Stuff, which Mostly Consisted of Gatorade and Monster Energy Drinks. Poppy Ran back with a Whole Art Kit and Went to One Side of the Counter, Opening it, and then she Started Passing out Markers. " Suki, You get Orange, Because it Matches your Hair, and I love your Hair." " Aww, Thanks!" Suki exclaimed, Taking the Orange Marker and putting down her Black Sharpie. " Y/n, You get F/c, because I'm assuming it's your Favorite Color because I see it in your Room alot." You smiled and Took the Marker from her, giving her a Small Thanks before you Picked up a Soda you had Bought earlier that Week and writing your name on it. " Barb, I dont know what color you like, so I'm assuming You like Dark Colors, So here's all the Dark Colors I have." Poppy said, Holding up a Handful of Dark Colors like Blue, Red, Black, Purple, and Various other Colors. Barb Took the Red Marker and Popped it Open, Proceeding to write her Name on a Monster Energy Drink, not really giving Poppy a 'Thanks'. Poppy shrugged it off and put her Markers back into her Art Kit before Pulling out a Light Blue Marker.
Poppy wrote her name on a Giant Tub of Icecream, because of Course Poppy would have a Giant Tub of Icecream, until she Looked over and saw all of the Monster Energy Drinks that Barb had. " Did you know that You can make a Gas Mask out of those?" Poppy asked Barb, making Barb stop and look over at the Girl. " Really?" Barb asked, Sounding really interested in that. Poppy nodded. " Mm-hm! Branch Showed me How, I have a Pink one in my Room, I can show you how to make one." Barb gasped Dramatically and Grabbed your Shoulders. " Monster Energy Masskkkk." She said, shaking you a little while Whispering the words. You made a 'pfft' sound and started laughing. Barb stopped Shaking you and wrapped her arms around your Shoulders, putting her Head ontop of Yours. " I'm gonna look so bad asssss..." You laughed a bit More and Put a Hand on Barb's arm. " Okay, Okay, I get it. Please get off me, I can't breathe." Barb tightened her arms around your Neck a little and moved her head to that her Face was Right in your Hair before moving away from you. " Okay." She replied, Going back to Writing her Name on the Monster Energy Drinks.
You smiled a little while looking at Barb before going back to Writing your Name on a Bag of Chips you had gotten. " Hey, You could use that Mask for your Performances." You suggested, making Barb stop again, and she then put an Arm on your Shoulder. She turned to you and Bent down a Little. " Yes!" She then Gasped again. " If I ever get to Performing Na Na Na, I can Use it." Poppy looked over again. " Na Na Na? Like... As in One Directions Na Na Na? Or...?" Barb slammed her Hand on the Counter and Turned to look at Poppy. " Na Na Na is a Song I made. Who the Fuck is Even One Direction?" ".. Y'know. One Direction. They played the Guys from Big Time Rush." Suki Burst out laughing, making Poppy look at her, Confused. " What?" Poppy asked. Suki put a Hand on Poppy's Shoulder. " Poppy, Honey," " Yeah?" " You Bowl of Honey Bunches and Oats and Sugar," " What?" " Poppy... One Direction was never in Big Time Rush."
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Fun Fact: When I was Little, I Thought that 1D was also the Guys in Big Time Rush. Don't ask, I just did.
I also used to think that the Main Character in Chicken Run, Ginger, was a Guy for some reason, So... 6 year old Me Thought that the Movie was about Two Roosters Falling in love, and I never realized that Ginger was actually a Girl, Until I rewatched the Movie for the First time in Years Yesterday. Don't ask, I never really paid attention to the Movie when I was Younger, so this Whole Time I thought that the Movie had Gay Roosters--