Akatsuki x Female Teen Reader Scenarios(2020)

🎮Playing Minecraft Together🎮

Wooo! Another dialogue!
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Pein: Okay, so I'm creating the world right now.

Deidara: Of course, you're creating the world, hm.

Hidan's thoughts: Can't way to fuck with these fuckers!

You: Oh yeah! Make sure Hidan has access to harmless items, he will destroy anything.

Everyone notes that.

Hidan: Damn it, Y/n!

You: What you get for killing my dog and parrot, as well as burning my house!

Sasori: Wait this isn't creative?

Pein: No.

Sasori: That sucks. I wanted to build art.

You: Customizing banners exist.

Deidara: And fireworks, yeah.

Kisame: Alright, while you guys are doing you, I'm gonna find an ocean and make dolphins to extinct.

You: And we just lost Kisame...

Konan: Sasori if you want, you can help model the shelter.

Sasori: Very well.

Itachi: I'll gather resources then.

Kakuzu: I'm going to mine already. You guys can only have coal, I'm not letting you touch my iron, and if I find something exotic, it's immediately mine.

Hidan: Wait, Kakuzu knows how to use a computer?

Kakuzu: Very funny.

Sasori: I thought we were suppose to be modeling the house. Not placing flowers in the front yard.

Konan: It's called decoration!

Pein: I'm almost finished building my house.

Deidara: And of course, he needs to build his own house, hm.

Hidan, who followed Kakuzu down in the cave: Hehehehe! >:)

You: Everyone, don't forget what I said earlier, look around and see if Hidan is there.

Kakuzu: Yeah, I will I just found diamonds above lava.

Hidan: *punches Kakuzu into lava*

*Kakuzu tried to swim in lava*

Kakuzu: Hidan!

Hidan: Haha! Fucking moron!

Kakuzu: I had a lot of values in my inventory!

Itachi: Is kicking him an option?

Pein: Not on this version.

You: You can take away his privileges.

Pein: I guess I'll do that.

Hidan: Okay then, fuck it, there's no point in being here with you assholes.

*Hidan has left the game*

Deidara: Yay, the threat is gone!

Konan: Itachi, what resources have you got.

Itachi: A bunch of wool, raw food, a lot of wood, with apples, and that's it.

Sasori: The house is finished. Deidara, what have you been doing?

Deidara: I raided a village.  :)

Sasori: Something not productive? Okay.

Deidara: But they have food and emeralds, yeah!

You: Alright, I collected enough coal and iron for everyone, and it's getting nighttime. Itachi, if you can, craft everyone a bed.

Itachi: Okay.

*Kisame was slain by a Dolphin*

Kisame: Those little shits!

You: Happy that you joined us, Kisame! Now come get your stuff.

Kisame: Ugh, fine.

Itachi: There's cooked mutton in the furnace if anyone's hungry.

Konan: I just tamed a wolf! I'm naming him Wolfy!

Deidara: Is that a creeper I see?

Pein: If you're near my house, I'm not going to hesitate to kill you. That goes for everyone.

Konan: Pein, if you can not be an edge lord! 🙄

Pein: What? I don't want anyone to steal my stuff!

Deidara: Hey creeper, we're on the same team! *Proceeds to back up all the way to the group shelter*

Boom!

Sasori: Please tell me that the wall I put my dedication to didn't get blown up by this idiotic brat!

You: It's a little bit damaged-

Sasori: Alright, whoever's iron sword is in the chest, I'm just gonna borrow it.

Deidara: Welp, I'm just gonna craft a boat and sail far.

You looking on the map: Wait someone's marker is red, which mean they're in the nether... Pein? Are you in the nether??

Pein: I was working on a portal, and now I'm in a hell like place. There's a giant baby octopus that sounds like one. I think I'm just gonna go back.

Itachi: Kakuzu, don't hog our resources!

Kakuzu: I'm hogging the resources? Fish face took all the iron!

Kisame: I crafted armour, and I'm going back to the ocean!

You: Kisame, I will literally chase you down if you don't stop worrying about the dolphins.

Kisame: Haha, I want you to try!

*2 worthy minutes of tracking down Kisame
Kisame was slain by Y/n*

Kisame: I am now convinced.

Deidara: Imagine being put in your place by a child.

Pein: Alright so I got netherrack, or whatever it is, 4 gold blocks, a human head, and flint and steel. All in the correct spot.

Your thoughts: Why do those materials sound special.... Wait...

Pein: I want to meet the true God of Minecraft!

You: Pein! Don't do it!

As Pein tried to summon Herobrine, the world crashed. 5% progress was made all together. This sucks.