Charli and Dixie D'Amelio Oneshots ✓

Future Ms D'Amelio (Charli D'Amelio)

I made Dixie go get Dunkin, so I'm taking her spot. I'm the favourite D'Amelio sister 🙂

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"You did it fast. How?" The man asks.

"How did you manage to snap 10 necks in 10 seconds?" He asks.

"Jesus Christ. I don't even know you're name." I say.

"Peter Griffin." He says.

"How's the wife and kids? Is Meg single? Is Stewie still saying 'mom' until Lois says what?" I ask.

*I don't get it.*

"Answer the damn question." Peter says.

"Children are listening." I say.

*😌*

He rolls his eyes and sighs.

"I'm not saying a damn word until I get an attorney." I say.

*Period, sis.*

The door opens and a girl walks in.

"That's your attorney." He says.

"She's literally the height of my 8-year-old sister." I say.

"You get what you get." He says.

"I know damn well that's not the attorney I hired. My attorney would never wear a pants suit. That is a mole." I say as the girl leaves.

"Fair enough." He says.

He opens the door and Charli comes in.

"She's not my attonery. She's my best friend." I say as Charli sits next to me.

*Why am I getting dragged into this?*

"You aren't getting one. How did you snap 10 necks in 10 seconds?" He says.

"That's the thing. I DIDN'T." I say.

"We have video of you snapping their necks." He says.

"Well... PLAY THE VIDEO." I say.

"Can I get some Dunkin?" Charli asks.

*You get me so well*

He leaves and comes back with a cup of coffee. Charli drinks it and looks at him.

"This isn't Dunkin. This is a disgrace." Charli says.

"PERIODT*

I hold Charli's hand and rub it. He stares at me and I smile.

*Aww. I didn't know Charli loved Charli*

"You can't play the video, because you don't any evidence." I say.

"We saw your getaway go in the tunnel by the beach and you never came out." He says.

"Why do think it was me?" I ask.

"It used your idea you came up with in 2013." He says.

"I got that from a video game and I'm not stupid enough to actually use it." I say.

"Explain it." Charli says.

"There's a getaway car and it goes into the tunnel. There's a semi truck with a trailer in the tunnel. The open the trailer and the car goes inside it. They close the trailer and the car comes out unseen." I say.

*That's really smart.*

"Why did we find your fingerprints on the victims' necks?" He asks.

"You're actually so fucking stupid for thinking I did it. I would use gloves." I say.