dylan
can you pls admit you want to have babies with newt bc lets be real we all know hes a pretty fine specimen and you two would make some pretty fine children
d- hands off my man
d- ...
d- and never said i didnt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
how do you feel about newt's british accent bc personally i find it hot x1000 hbu
d- whats a british
what is your nickname for your period? (example: aunt flo is a common one)
d- since i live in an environment full of males i try to refrain from speaking about it out loud but secretly i call it "being dishonorably discharged from the uterine navy"
newt
when are you finally gonna admit you have a thing for dylan hmn
n- soon soon
n- shoot.
n- i just-
n- i just admitted it didnt i
n- ....
n- shuck
what would you do if you found out gally had a crush on dylan (hypothetically) would you fight him or nah??
n- lil slinthead would be banished
n- jk.
n- i'd lock him in one of those little separate shower rooms and no one would miss him because everyone hates gally
best pickup line?
n- since the only girl i've met is dylan (and the coma girl) i have not needed one but the smile and wave thing worked pretty well thanks madagascar penguins
if dylan wasn't in the picture, would you be gay for thomas?
n- um-
or gay for minho?
n- sloWwwW down sugar i'm diabetic
n- plus thomas would feed me to the grievers
when are you going to admit you have a thing for dylan because c'mon newt step it up a bit she's surrounded by boys you gotta make your mOve
n- soON I'LL DO IT SOON OKAY SOON. SOON. GIVE A MAN A MINUTE
wanna be on this show where i have many husbands because i'm marrying you minho and thomas
n- do you have a permit for this
thomas
if newt and dylan were to get married would you give them your blessing
t- uh um wot pls explain dylan likes newt newt likes dylan whAt
what would you do if you walked in on dyl and newt making out would you scream or punch him or both????
t- bleach my eyes and throw holy water on them
if you could be a girl, would you and why?
t- yes bc i could date minho legally
t- ...
t- wait what who said that
best pickup line?
t- ok lemme think
t- *clears throat*
t- *deepens voice*
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Different | The Maze Runner / Newt ¹ ✓
Fanfiction❝If you ain't scared, you ain't human.❞ dylan [dill - an] n. the girl who realizes she doesn't belong newt [nyü-t] n. the boy who tries to convince her she does in which she experiences brain activity that isn't like the others' ©stilestastic 2014 �...