Eighteen.

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December 14, 2019

I'm on my way to London to have dinner with Dre and his family and Jesse is harassing me via FaceTime.

"Okay, but why can't you teach me French? I thought we were friends!" he moans

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"Okay, but why can't you teach me French? I thought we were friends!" he moans.

"Listen to me yuh pickney, I simply to not have the patience to teach you, Jesse, you have the attention span of a fruit fly!" I retort, looking at the road.

"Worst friend ever, Beans would do it, wouldn't you Beans?" Jesse flips the camera so I can see Marcus walking around the Manchester City dressing room.

"Oh mon Dieu! Tu es si dramatique. Où es Pogba? Où es Martial? Ce sont vos coéquipiers!" (Oh my God! You are so dramatic. Where is Pogba? Where is Martial? They are your teammates!) I shout into the phone.

"Quoi? Qui appelle les français?" (What? Who is asking for the Frenchmen?) Paul and Martial walk over toward Jesse when they hear my words.

Jesse shows the pair his screen. And Pogba and Martial come closer to see.

Paul takes the phone and smiles, "Oh! C'est ton ami, la jolie américaine!" (Oh, it is your friend, the pretty American!)

Martial takes the phone from his hands, "Oh ouais, je l'ai vue depuis la ligne de touche du dernier match," Anthony smiles into the camera

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Martial takes the phone from his hands, "Oh ouais, je l'ai vue depuis la ligne de touche du dernier match," Anthony smiles into the camera. (Oh yeah, I saw her on the sideline at the last match)

"I did not know she spoke French so well," Paul says in the background.

"Me either. Since you speak French so well, tu devrais revenir avec moi à Massy, ​​je peux te faire visiter," he gives a cheeky smile into the camera and Paul begins cracking up. (...you should come back with me to Massy, I can show you around)

you should come back with me to Massy, I can show you around)

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