The Harper Boys (Wattpad Version)

First day of school and issues

Tori

Music played as I opened my eyes. Ugh, why? What happened to summer? One minute it was here, and the next, it's history. That reminds me, I hate history class. Why in the hell do I need to know about dead people? They're history.

I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. Gabe laughed at my hair. Remind me to hurt him later. I showered, then wrapped a towel around me. I'm a firm believer people appreciate hygiene. I doubt Bradley got the memo.

I walked back to my room and changed into black jeans, a tee-shirt, and my converse. Most girls dress up for the first day. I'm not most girls, and I want comfy. Yeah, I'm still a tomboy. I have boobs now, and Gabe can't call me aboard.

I grabbed my bag and came downstairs, joining everyone for breakfast.

"The first day of senior year," mom mentioned.

"Yep," I said, biting into a strip of bacon.

"Any plans?" Mom asked.

"I thought I would start the day and sit on Deacon's head," I answered.

My mom gave me a look. What? It's logical. Deacon does or says something stupid, and I sit on his head.

"Tori, try not to sit on Deacon's head or limit it," dad said. He took a bite of food.

"I make no promises," I said, eating my slice of toast.

I finished my breakfast and left the house. I met Gia at Harper's home. Deacon came out of the house.

"Deacon!" Nora yelled.

"What?" Deacon yelled back.

"Don't get suspended on the first day!" Nora ordered.

"Well, tell Bratley Wiener not to piss my ass off!" Deacon shouted.

Gia and I laughed. Deacon strolled over to the car and looked across the top at me.

"Bratley?" I asked, arching an eyebrow.

"It's not my fault the asshole has a one-inch dick. The lord blessed most of us. He forgot Bradley when he did," Deacon replied.

I roared. We got into the car, and Deacon backed out of the driveway. He drove to school and pulled into the parking lot. We got out and walked towards the entrance as Kayden gave a guy a wedgie. Another guy took a swing at Jayden, but he ducked, then dropped the guy. They made their way to us.

"Isn't there one day you psycho twins aren't causing trouble?" Oliver asked, walking over to us.

"It's part of our charm," Kayden smirked.

"I'm surprised your dads haven't shipped you off to military school," Oliver mentioned.

"Pft, we keep life entertaining at home," Jayden said.

"Yeah, when Markus isn't beating the hell out of you," Deacon retorted.

The twins shrugged as I shook my head.

"I heard you dumped limp dick," Oliver mentioned to me.

"Well, when a guy feels the need to slap me, he deserves to get a dump," I said.

The twins and Oliver looked at each other. I didn't want to talk about Bradley. The incident pisses me off the more I think about it. Gia and I went inside and found our lockers.

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Deacon

"Please tell me someone kicked dick knobber's ass," Kayden mentioned to me.