TWITTER GROUP CHAT
7 hoes
JUNGKOOK
hi there
JUNGKOOK
Do y'all think fishes can drown?
NAMJOON
if they get hit by a rock then yes
YOONGI
why would they get hit by a rock in the first place??
NAMJOON
Well I don't know I was just answering Jungkook's existential question 😤
TAEHYUNG
I wouldn't use the term 'existential' but sure, Joon
JUNGKOOK
don't criticize my existential questions 😡
JUNGKOOK
You don't even want to fuck me 😔 you're not allowed to speak to me
TAEHYUNG
when did I ever say I didn't wanna fuck you-
SEOKJIN
Count me in 📌
HOSEOK
what's with the... pin emoji??
JUNGKOOK
I think it's sexy
JUNGKOOK
makes me feel all hot and fuzzy inside
HOSEOK
damn
NAMJOON
Let's add 'aroused by pin emojis' to the unending list of Weird Jungkook Things
JUNGKOOK
I have a list?
JUNGKOOK
damn, it must be long
JUNGKOOK
like my dick 🤤
YOONGI
what -
JUNGKOOK
y'know
JUNGKOOK
Sometimes I wonder if guys with a really big dick can
JUNGKOOK
y'know... suck themselves off?
TAEHYUNG
They'd have to be hella flexible-
JUNGKOOK
'They' ? So you don't have a big dick?
JUNGKOOK
shame
TAEHYUNG
shut up 😔
NAMJOON
knowing the world, some guys probably tried tbh
HOSEOK
is no one else concerned about what kind of bullshit this dude is speaking?
JUNGKOOK
I just saw a butthole in the clouds
NAMJOON
A what now?
TAEHYUNG
did it have wings?
JIMIN
don't encourage him-
SEOKJIN
if there are buttholes in the clouds, why are we wasting our time on earth?
HOSEOK
fr
TAEHYUNG
agreed. That place boring asf
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TRAPPED || Taegguk
Fanfiction"Spread your fucking legs or I'll tie them to the bed." Twitter AU in which Jeongguk is a sex addict looking for a little challenge. When he's added in a group chat and meets Kim Taehyung, the only boy who hasn't said 'yes' to him in years, he's det...
