Noble Pursuits anyone???

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(Link joined the group chat)

(Urbosa joined the group chat)

(Revali joined the group chat)

(Mipha joined the group chat)

(Daruk Joined the group chat)

Urbosa: hELlO pEOpLE 

Link: Geez Urbosa, what's with the font?

Revali: Quick answer. She's drunk idiot.

Link: Yeah, cuz that's because you're experienced by it TURKEY!

Daruk: Uh oh. Another cat fight.

Mipha: Please stop fighting, I don't want to see you guys have violence....

Urbosa: I bELiEVe i cAN fLy WeEEeEEeEE

Revali: Hey, I thought I was the only one who can fly.

Urbosa: tHAt'S biKAsE I aM A gEnIE (Urbosa wanted to say because)

Revali: Ur a genie???

Link: She said it.

Daruk: First time I've ever heard from her like that.

Mipha: Me too.

(Revali changed Urbosa's nickname to Drunk Genie)

Drunk Genie: tHAncZ bERd0 (Thanks birdo)

Revali: ......

Daruk: Wow. Just wow.

Link: O_O

Mipha: O_O

Drunk Genie: aNYunE NoBEl pURsUItz ?? (Anyone Nobel Pursuits??)

Everyone expect for Drunk Genie: Nope

(Drunk Genie somehow blocked everyone to leave this chat)

(Drunk Genie got admin controls for some what reason)

Link: OH MY GOD ARE U SERIOUS URBOSA!!!

Revali: FOR THE FIRST TIME I HAVE TO AGREE WITH LINK!!!

Mipha: Urbosa! Change the settings NOW!

Drunk Genie: NuH aW!!!

Daruk: Shut up drunk chief.

Drunk Genie: hERe'Z a dEA- *burps* -l. u gUYs dReNc nObeL PurSuITZ lICe meE 2. DEn i GiV bAk aDMiN coNTrOLz. (Here's the deal. You guys drink Nobel Pursuits like me too. Then I'll give back the admin controls.)

Everyone but Drunk Genie: Fine

Everyone except drunk genie: *Take about 5 or 7 sips of Nobel Pursuits*

2 and a half hours later....

Revali: KaW kAW i DwuNK bIrD (Kaw Kaw I am a drunk bird)

Link: mE NO hOW 2 sPEl (Me no how to spell)

Daruk: i dWuNk. I nEEd MeDikl srGrY (I'm drunk. I need medical surgery)

Mipha: I waNNa bE tUnA sAnDWich (I wanna be a tuna sandwich)

(Mipha changed her nickname to Tuna sandwich)

Revali: KaW kAW

(Revali changed his nickname to Dwunk Bird)

(Link changed his nickname to i KANT SPEL)

(Daruk changed his nickname to Dying Rocc)

Drunk genie: sEE dAt wAZn'T s- What just happened....

Drunk genie: WHAT ARE U GUYS TALKING ABOUT! ALSO WHY'S MY NAME DRUNK GENIE!!!!

(Drunk genie changed her nickname to Urbosa)

(Dwunk Bird changed Urbosa's nickname to Drunk Genie)

Drunk Genie: REVALI!

Dwunk Bird: wHa

Drunk Genie: CHANGE MY NAME NOW!!!!

Dwunk Bird: NuH aW

Drunk Genie: ugh

Tuna Sandwich: oOH wHAt iS tHIs bLAc tHIcc sTringY?? (Ooh, what is this black, thick string?)

(Everybody got disconnected)

Ravioli_Revali17: So like it was a wi-fi- cable and Mipha just cut it with a chainsaw. I REALLY NEED COMMENTS FOR DARES!!!!

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