(Link joined the chat)
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Link: 0_0
(Zelda blocked anyone to leave the chat)
Zelda: STOP TRYING TO KICK ME OFF THE CHAT PEOPLE!!!!
Link: sry
Revali: hmmmm
Zelda: And U TOO REVALI!! APOLOGIZE!!!
Revali: Sorry-
Revali: -and BOOM!
(Zelda got disconnected)
Revali: har har
Mipha: What did u do to Zelda?
Revali: I cut her wi-if cable
Urbosa: Not really cool bird
Revali: What? Ain't u guys happy that I removed Zelda?
Link: Well that's becau-
Daruk: Hey guys, I'm looking at my people, but one of my friend is missing!
Urbosa: Speaking of which, some of my town people are missing too!
Revali: I looked over my village, and some of my people are missing either!
Revali: I mean... it's just asinine....
Link: U SAID THE FAMOUS REVALI WORD!!!
Revali: Shut it Link. Now's not the time.
Mipha: Yeah. Recently, Sidon's friend went missing...
(Zelda joined the chat)
Zelda: THAT'S what I wanted to talk about!
Zelda: REVALI......
Revali: I'msorryprincessurthemostbeautifulofhyruleandifucouldforGiveNomemenwouldresistusoplsforgiveme.
Zelda: Fine....
Link: that's loooooooooong
Daruk: Geez, let's just get to the point.
Zelda: So recently, the Yiga clan has been being wilder than ever, so it's probably a huge assault!
Urbosa: If any of us get's killed, then our plan to defeat Calamity Ganon will fade out....
Revali: True....
Link: is ther ANY way that we can stop it from happening?
Zelda: There is only one way....
Daruk: Please tell it.
Zelda: We invade the main Yiga hideout, take on Kohga, and make chaos on the Yiga clan. Then, they'll have no commander, and that's our chance to exterminate the Yiga clan.
Link: This will be a hard task....
Mipha: Don't worry Link, we'll be able to take down Kohga!
Urbosa: Yeah! Cheer up boy!
Daruk: I know we can do it, little guy!
Revali: Hate to say it, but the only way to prevent myself from being killed is to work with Link.
Revali: Fine... but after we defeat Kohga and Calamity Ganon, you and I'll have a battle on Divine Beast Van Medoh!
Link: I accept your challange, Revali!
Daruk: Now THAT'S our ego bird!
Revali: Shut up
Zelda: Anyway, back to our point, we have to train in order to actually go in the hide out! There also Yiga clans guarding there! Not really effective to Revali, but there are also Monsters too!
Daruk: Don't worry princess, if we train enough, we'll be able to break in!!
Zelda: Thank you.... Daruk. Now let's get ready to train, and invade the base!
Mipha: Wait! It says here that there is a little guardian who has extremely strong powers traveling to places like my domain!
Urbosa: Town people I checked yesterday was 24. Now it's 20.
Zelda: Wait. I remember a little guardian I made while I was a kid!
Zelda: So that means... the culprit is...
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Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
