(Everyone joined the chat)
Mipha: Continuing the chat, we're going to move a little away from salty_ravioli, and move to a guy called gamemaster-kel with my picture as I profile pic.
Revali: Woah woah woah you can see their profile pic?
Mipha: Yes. He's my favorite after all.
Revali: O....Kay?
Daruk: Can we move on now?
Mipha: Okay. From him, it says that everyone to not SWIM or FLY just walk from Akkadian ancient lab to Geurdo town. That's a lot of walking!
Link: Do we HAVE to do it?
Mipha: It's a dare, so yes.
(Ravioli_Revali17 joined the chat)
Ravioli_Revali17: Do it because he's a cool guy.
(Ravioli_Revali17 left the chat)
Everyone: *Silence*
1 second later...
Zelda: Okay! We're here! Let's..... walk.
*Everyone walks for 10 minutes*
Daruk: That's it I'm gonna roll now!
Revali: No you dumb pebble! That's dirty!
Daruk: He never said tha- *Daruk went on in the distance*
Link: I expected better from him.
*Everyone walks for one hour*
Revali: ARE WE DONE YET!?!?
Link: Aww, quit whining you immature bird.
Revali: SHU- WHAT!? ME!? IMMATURE!?!?
Mipha: *Tries not to laugh* Don't be.... so mean Link.
Link: fine.
*Everyone walks for 5 hours*
Zelda: Look! Geurdo town!
Urbosa: FINALLY!!!!
Mipha: I am super tired right now.
Link: Come on. We're almost there. Let's go!!!
*5 minutes later*
Revali: Wasn't this a women's only place?
Daruk: Help me I can't get in!
Link: I have a Geurdo outfit.
Mipha: I'm a female.
Zelda: Me too.
Urbosa: I'm literally the chief.
*Everyone expect for Revali went in*
Revali: OH COME ON!!!! I'M HEADING BACK TO RITO VILLAGE NOW!!!
Daruk: Please don't forget about me.
A few moments later....
Mipha: Alright! Everyone set! Our next dare is from salty_ravioli again, who says to Link....... fight a Lynel...... with a tree branch and a pot lid with no clothes......
Link: WHAT!? NO! I WON'T!!!
Revali: Do it.
Urbosa: Do it.
Daruk: Do it.
Zelda: PLEASE DON'T!!!!
Urbosa: It's a dare. Do it.
Link: NO
Revali: Aww... Linky Winky is too scawed for one d-
Link: FINE I'LL DO IT!!!
Daruk: Wow. Next time we want Link to do something, we can just ask Revali.
Link: Okay, there's the Lynel.
*Lynel shoots shock arrows*
*Link dodges it*
Revali: Anyone want popcorn?
Urbosa and Daruk: ME!
Zelda: I can't bear to see it.
Mipha: Link! Please be o-
Link: SOME ONE HEAL ME QUICK!!!!
*Mipha uses healing power*
Revali: NEXT!!!
Urbosa: You don't have to be THAT cold you know.
Mipha: It says here from Ourprecioussushi123, to roast Revali in both two ways.
Revali's mind: Let's get this over quickly.
Revali: I'm a cold cocky bird who deserves to die.
*Revali shoots a flamethrower in front of him*
Revali: LET ME IN WATER!!!!
Link: How did he get that one so quickly! He did it before I could react!
Urbosa: I wanted him to get roasted by the heart!!!
Daruk: Dang it.
Revali: Phew.... What's up next.
Link: Burn yourself again.
Revali: No.
Zelda: What????
Revali: Okay now this is a little too much hea-
(Revali got disconnected)
Link: What just happened?
Zelda: I dunno.
Mipha: We ran out of dares you know. Bye!
(Mipha left the chat)
Urbosa: Gotta get duties going! See ya later!
(Urbosa left the chat)
Daruk: So long little guy!
(Daruk left the chat)
(Zelda left the chat)
(Link left the chat)
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Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
