Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

They All "Played" Baseball

(Link created a new chat)

(Link invited Zelda to the chat)

(Link invited Mipha to the chat)

(Link invited Urbosa to the chat)

(Link invited Daruk to the chat)

(Link invited Revali to the chat)

Zelda: So you deleted the last chat huh?

Link: Yeah. It's way better than cutting the cable.

Revali: Well let's see his rea-

Link: STOP JUST STOP!

Mipha: Um

Daruk: Uh

Urbosa:

Link: Okay, okay, let's just mo-

Zelda: What made you to delete the chat?

Link: Well it's kinda private so-

Zelda: Should I roast everyone again?

Urbosa: !!!

Urbosa: Hey, last time was no joke so give Link a rest. Seriously.

Revali: *Glares at Zelda* Yeah. I'm begging you to stop it.

Mipha: I...uh....why don't we do what we always do?

Daruk: Yeah! Like eating coal and rocks!

Link: er....no thank you. So I was thinking, let's do this game we all heard from childhood, baseball.

Everyone: Silence

Revali: Srsly?

Link: Want to get back good memories?

Revali: Fine *Turns back*

Urbosa: I remember playing explosion ball.

Daruk: How do you play that?

Urbosa: Well first you get a bomb, second throw the ball at the batter and if the batter hits it, we'll predict who'll explode. We then bet rupees and see people blowing up. But if one guy catches the bomb, all of the betted money will be theirs. Also, if the batter misses and ended up exploding herself. She's gonna have to pay 10 rupees to everyone.

Mipha: 8nqoi4wvrey-9gp8otgrj97v4ywo8rjf7pvo4y8j0rvjt78r0tvw4p8tjvk[,4qrkpovjr46pj4vrjbwoh8rt

Mipha: HOW DID YOU LIVE

Urbosa: I never exploded :D

Mipha: HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU SEE DEAD?

Urbosa: That's quite a lot. Kepler, Barberia,-

Mipha: OMG LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT GAME!

Zelda: I thought we were talking about baseball...

Link: So, anyone agree with me?

Mipha: yes

Daruk: Yes

Urbosa: ok

Zelda: yes

Link: Revali?

Revali: I literally answered! Fine! 

Link: okey, let's pick the teams. Also we'll need another team captain. Anyone who's experienced a lot?

Urbosa: *Raises hand*

Link: Okay Urbosa, you're up.

Urbosa: explosion ball......