(Zelda joined the chat)
(Link joined the chat)
(Revali joined the chat)
(Daruk joined the chat)
(Mipha joined the chat)
(Urbosa joined the chat)
Link: Can you guys please stop destroying that Wi-fi cable? I'm broke because I spent all my rupees on it!
Revali: Har har probably if we do something dumb, someone will cut it.
Daruk: Um, princess, why don't you pay some because you have tons of rupees.
Zelda: NO! I will NOT spend my money on a cable. I need to spend it on flowers, ponies, bunnies, ultra 4K tv, a thr-
Urbosa: Okay okay that's enough we get it.
Mipha: I'm sorry to interrupt, but....
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Revali: Um....what?
Mipha: This Bokoblin was hurt and was stranded on a street. No one would take care of him because he's a monster so I decided to keep him in my room.
Zelda: It's hard to say, but he's adorable!
Link: Hmmm, so what are you trying to say Mipha?
Mipha: Can you guys.....help me take care of it?
Daruk: I.....uh....at least it's not a dog.
Zelda: I would GLADLY take care of it.
Urbosa: Wait a Bokoblin? Baby Bokoblin? Sorry I needed to take care of that robber in my town.
Revali: Yes. It's a baby Bokoblin.
Urbosa: Hmmm....it looks fine so I can handle it.
Link: Yeah.....but I feel uncomfortable.
Revali: *sigh* fine
Mipha: :D
Link's mind: Mipha happy, the world is saved
Link: :D
Mipha: Meet me at the domain!
A few minutes later...
Baby Bokoblin: *confused snorting*
Mipha: So here it is.
Zelda: Aww! He's so cute!
Revali: So....uh....what does he eat?
Mipha: Hmmm.... I just got him an hour earlier. I dunno.
Link: He drink Milk?
*Link gets a bottle of Milk*
Baby Bokoblin: *kicks it*
Link: OMG HE KNOWS HOW TO KICK!?
Urbosa: He is a monster.
Daruk: Does he eats rock?
Revali: Don't choke him.
Zelda: Please.
Link: Don't.
Mipha: Cho-
Urbosa: Um
Baby Bokoblin: *Eats the rock*
Baby Bokoblin: *Happy bokoblin noises*
Daruk: That's my guy! Have some more!
Link: When I searched the web, it says that rocks are poisonous to Bokoblins.
Everyone: WHAT
Link: But only for blue ones.
Revali: NEXT TIME JUST SAY WHICH ONE FIRST!
Link: GEEZ
Baby Bokoblin : BUURRRRRRRRR-
Urbosa: EVERYONE COVER YOUR EARS!
Revali: HeE LPE EP LEPHEPL PHEL
Link: SHUT UP!
Baby Bokoblin: RRRRRRRRRRRRRp
Daruk: Let's stop feeding him rocks.
Mipha: Yes.
Revali: Uh...how's he doing.
Baby Bokoblin: *chokes*
Mipha and Zelda: OMG SOME ONE HELP HiM!
Revali: Hmmm...
*Revali shakes the bokoblin*
Link: DON'T! YOUR GONNA KILL HIM!
Daruk: STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
Revali: he seems fine.
Baby Bokoblin: *Happy noises*
Everyone:
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Zelda: [n394eto[rn7qjp438;esrn sv[43ev0e9oitbynp4vo8ebvy5vn3qtl48orte7v
Urbosa: Does he know how to fight?
Baby Bokoblin: !!!
Zelda: Um what
Baby Bokoblin: !!!!!!
*Baby Bokoblin turns into a super muscular bokoblin*
Zelda: 😀
Link: 😀
Mipha: 😀
Daruk: 😀
Urbosa: 😀
Revali: 😀
Everyone: n -nb4w85er7v3qgf05pv4j38v5poq3n4bpe8pt73 bp4etn nae\btq 3w4ber[t8e9r to- perfect WATT IN DA HYLIA
Muscular Bokoblin: AYAYAYYA Krrr Brr
*Muscular Bokoblin grabs the master sword from Link*
Link: HEY
Muscular Bokoblin: *runs away*
Revali: The chosen hero is now a bokoblin.
Link: NOOOOOO!!!!
Mipha: LINK!
Zelda: NO!
Daruk: WAIT BOKOBLIN!
Muscular Bokoblin: *Happy noises*
Urbosa: NOOOO-
IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM
Link: OMG THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE!
Bokoblins: *waves hands at Link*
Link: Q #N{)et[70;vsend f7[9paer[0tpoc i203v9oetrp304esod
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Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
