Link: REVALI
Revali: Uhh.... I didn't do it.
Link: I KNOW YOU'RE LYING!
Revali: No srsly I didn't.
Zelda: Guys?
Link: YOU WILL PAY 3000000 RUPEES FOR IT.
Revali: Hell, I said I didn't do it!
(Sheikah Lie Detector on)
(Scanning Revali... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...)
(Revali is telling the truth)
(Sheikah Lie Detector off)
Link: Still, for being a jerk to me, pay that much rupees.
Daruk: YES REVALI PAY FOR LINK!
Mipha: ...I do think that Revali was a bully to Link, but maybe.... 300 Rupees?
Link: I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS FOREVER!
Urbosa: Why can't Zelda pay for it?
Zelda: CUZ I NEED IT FOR MY SHIEKAH 9K VIEW 250 FPS 100 INCH TV!!!!!! I also need it for my 999999+ flowers, 50+ ponies, 80+ bunnies, and infinite rupees!
Revali: Man Zelda's spoiled.
Zelda: NO I AM NOT!
Mipha: I think you ar.e
Zelda: SHUDDAP.
Link: But you are!
Zelda: I AM NOT SO SHUT UP WATT ARE WE DOING TODAY!?!?!?
Daruk: Ummmmm....... Zelda?
Zelda: I SAY, WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY!?!?!?!?
RR17: Dares. I have a ton of them. One of my new followers Starflight_reads said Mipha to propose to Link, Urbosa to date Revali 1 day, Daruk to dress up as a Vai and sneak into Geurdo Town, Revali to kiss Mipha, and Link to live in Revali's house for a day. Also from another new guy which is Dekuthecinnamonroll1 said Link to burn Hyrule castle to ashes, pin it on Daruk, and Revali do a commentary on it. Oh and one of my closest online friend Abbietung11 said to do whatever we want on Zelda's Sheikah slate. Have fun and don't puke or else I will snap all your back bones one by one 😇!!!!!
Mipha: 0//////0
Link: 0////////0
Revali: 0////////0
Urbosa: 0///////0
Daruk: 0///////0
Zelda: OH COME ON!!!!
Revali: Well, uh.... Mipha do ur thing.
Mipha: Ummmm........
Link: Uhhhhh......
Urbosa: ........
Daruk: Could you pls hurry it up?
Mipha: Will you pls uh..... marry me
Link: Ok.
Revali: NOW THEY'RE MARRIED!!!!! GEE I WONDER WHAT THE BABY LOOKS LIKE!
Link: Shut up.
Revali: OH COME ON!!!!! DO THAT LIL' KISS OR WHATEVER!
Zelda: Mipha did the dare. Now we're moving on.
Urbosa: No.
Zelda: It's a dare.
Urbosa: N o
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Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)
HumorRR17: I'm gonna add Link, Zelda, Revali, Urbosa, Mipha, and Daruk to the group chat! I will face them with so many consequences with Astor, Harbinger Ganon,Calamity Ganon it's self, and their "friends"! What could possibly go wrong! Link: OMG HELP R...
