Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

Cooking

Note: This idea is from EtherGem. I would like to thank him/her for giving me an idea when my mind went boom boom.

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Zelda: What was yesterday?

Link:

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Link: Dang it I forgot!

Zelda: >:D

Mipha: Um......

Link: Oh yeah, so the food you wanted will be cooked now!

Revali: What food?

Link: Remember? Before Calamity Ganon's defeat, and the day after I made the original gr- (See part 2 for more information)

Urbosa: I see. I remember.

Zelda: I wasn't there.

Daruk: Zelda, what do you wanna eat?

Zelda: Royal steak, Royal chicken soup, Royal Roast Beef, Royal Fish, Royal Salmon Pasta, Royal Cream Soup, Royal Cake, Royal Fruit Cake, Royal Apple Pie, Royal Fruit Pie, Royal-

Revali: You wanna get fat?

Zelda: HEY

Link: Pick one because I can't make all these.

Zelda: ...

Mipha Princess? Are you all r-

Zelda: Fine. Royal Fruit Cake.

Daruk: Should I put rocks in-

Revali: DARUK! Uh......DO IT!

Daruk: Well then-

Zelda: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Daruk: O_O okay. I won't.

Link: All set. Is that all you want?

Zelda: Yes.

Link: Okay. I hope you be patient.

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Urbosa: Oh wait I forgot to tell.

Zelda: Yeah.

Urbosa: Meh, Link will probably serve a fine dish. I can trust him.

Revali: A fine dish of GEURDO!

Urbosa: WHAT NO!

Mipha: Revali, um....we may be cannibals, but don't you think that's a little-

Daruk: Well, don't you see. Rito eat Bird, Zora eat Fish, Goron eat Rock, and Geurdo eat Geurdo!

Urbosa: I- I DON'T WANT TO EAT A DEAD BODY OF MY RACE!

Mipha: I think we should think that Urbosa's-

Zelda: Guys, stop it. Urbosa is-

Revali: So you can eat a dead body of a cow, and not a body of a Geurdo??????

Daruk: Ooooh yeah, I heard you eat meat too.

Mipha: I....eat fish.

Zelda: -_-

Urbosa: JUST SHUT UP PLS!

Daruk: Speaking of which, when's the food ready?

Revali: Oh how much I wanna eat that bird.

Mipha: Um

Revali: That came out wrong.

Urbosa: Wait. I'm looking at Oustagram, and there's this mysterious Geurdo who's taking a shot Geurdo. 

Zelda: Hmm....

Revali:

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Revali: >:O

Zelda: >:D

Daruk: :|

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Revali: Hmmph the food's ready?

Link: Yes. Now I'll deliver it.

Mipha: But you're really far from Zora's domain!

Daruk: SWEET HYLIA THE ROCK ROAST JUST CAME OUT OF THE SHIEKAH SLATE!

Zelda: For your information, that's a new thing called transporting.

Revali: Yeah right. How does Link know?

Link: I just pressed this blue button thinking it's teleporting.

Mipha's: nvm there's the fish!

Revali: Oh look! KFCC (Kentucky fried Cuccos)! 

Urbosa: Man they are cannibal.

Zelda: Yay! Fruit Cake!

Link: Finally, this ones for you Urbosa.

Urbosa: Let's see 0 MY g øD å G e ¨raDWE o!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

Revali: did my wish just come true

Urbosa: SCRREEEEEECH! IT'S DEAD!

Zelda: Link. We're you-

Link: Yes. Yes. Now eat.

Mipha: ...okay

Daruk: This Prime rock roasts pretty good Link!

Link: :)

Mipha: I know! This fish is fried perfect!

Link: :D

Revali: Hate to admit it, but Link is quite the chef.

Link: =D

Zelda: This fruit cake is very good too!

Link: =DD

Urbosa: OMG I CAN'T EAT A GEURDO SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Link: :| try it. Just one bite.

*Urbosa takes a bite of the.... Geurdo*

Urbosa: OMG IT SO GOOD I HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER BITE BUT I DON'T WANT TO WHAT DO I DO! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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