Botw Group Chat (But sometimes not a chat)

Blue Feathers of a Hero

*A volley of bomb arrows fall down on Astor*

Astor: What.... HOW!?

*More bomb arrows explode near Harbinger Ganon and Astor*

Zelda: What?

???: Heh...

*Something kicked Astor*

Astor: AAAGH! WHAT!? S...SOMETHING KICKED ME!!!

*Rapidly arrows get shot to Harbinger Ganon*

Harbinger: Nooooo!

*Blue feathers fall on the ground*

Link: Wait, blue feathers?

???: Time for my revenge.

Zelda: That voice. Couldn't be?

Astor: NO! IMPOSSIBLE!?

Harbinger: We must've killed him!

*??? Sets foot on the ground*

Revali: Thought I was dead, huh?

Everyone: REVALI!!!!

Zelda: How... What? How did you survive? 

Astor: How did I summon my allies then?

Revali: You did use my soul idiot. But guess what, my spirit is not.

Astor: No. NO!!!!

*Revali shoots many bomb arrows at the two enemies*

Revali: Now Mipha, heal everyone!

*Mipha heals everyone*

Revali: Chase them down!

Harbinger: Astor!

Astor: Yes.

*Astor and Harbinger disappeared in the darkness*

Zelda: .....How did you live Revali?

Revali: Well, it was a long story. To make it short, goddess Hylia let me be alive, and returned my soul.

Link: What?

Revali: Nvm, at least everyone is okay.

Moments earlier...

Revali's spirit: .........

Goddess Hylia: What is it, Revali?

Revali's spirit: I feel like I should help my friends.

Goddess Hylia: No. You cannot. You're a spirit, and it's forbidden for a spirit to live again.

Revali's spirit: No. I have to save my friends! I don't care about breaking the rules!

Goddess Hylia: Revali, I know that you want to save your friends, but you can't. You must Rest In Peace.

Revali's spirit: NO! I CAN'T REST! I DON'T CARE IF I'M DEAD! I DON'T CARE IF I BREAK THE RULES! I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT'S BETTER TO REST IN PEACE THAN TO BE ALIVE! ALL I CARE IS THAT MY FRIENDS ARE OKAY!!!!!

Goddess Hylia: .........Revali.....

Revali's spirit: What?

Goddess Hylia: Fine.... I'll let you go, but make one promise with me.

Revali's spirit: Fine.

Goddess Hylia: I promise you that you should never regret being alive instead of staying in heaven.

Revali's spirit: I promise I won't.

Goddess Hylia: So, you want to stay alive isn't that correct?

Revali's spirit: yes.

Goddess Hylia: Are you sure?

Revali's spirit: Yes.

Goddess Hylia: In real life, you'll struggle, but in heaven, you won't. Are you sure?

Revali's spirit: YES!

Goddess Hylia: Now close your eyes then. I'll return your spirit back to your body with a new soul. 

*Revali's spirit closes his eyes*

Goddess Hylia: Now brace your sel-

*Revali opens his eyes*

Revali: Wh... It worked.

Revali: I need to save my friends. I promise goddess hylia, I won't regret it.

*Revali flies into the distence*

Going back to the current....

Terrako: Beepop! (Revali!)

Zelda: Maybe we can have a little rest from all those fighting.

Urbosa: The bloodmoon did stop and Revali is also fine.

*Daruk sighs in relief*

Mipha: I'm glad Revali is okay.

Link: We were covered in grief Revali!

Revali: Sorry that I made you guys worry too much. Let's agree with Zelda. We need a break.

Link: Yeah.

For now, the champions are all right, and Astor and Harbinger Ganon won't be visiting Hyrule for a while. There is still the Calamity though...